Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

[bearlyactive]

OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Beryl has taken the turkey out of the freezer & left it to defrost on the kitchen counter however it's gone missing.
The only other people that have been in the house today are Dave, Linda, the postman, the men fitting the new back door, Trevor the man across the road & Marge her best friend?

Who has nicked the turkey & why?

[x2boys]

The cat has nicked the turkey for feline reasons and is now feeling very full and sleepy
Does beryl have a back up plan ?

[bearlyactive]

Yep. Wine and crying.

Where the pissing hell is my phone?

[poetryandwine]

Beryl was walking by and nicked it, to secretly order a new turkey.

Will the elves clean up after my Christmas dinner?

[bearlyactive]

If you ask them nicely.

(Found my phone. I was sitting on it.)

Will all this overtime I'm doing get me some brownie points?

[Bagadverts]

@bearlyactive I’m afraid they forgot to count your normal hours so you owe them hours

What extra work has @bearlyactive been doing?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Making chocolate brownies?

Can someone find new man for Xmas as RIAD has been binned!?

[x2boys]

RIAD is a fool
I hear there is very generous and saintly man that goes by the name Nicholas ,he's very busy on Xmas Eve but might be free to meet up after the big day
What should I eat on Saturday?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

You should eat @bearlyactive chocolate brownies roasted with goats in duvets, sprouts & turkey gravy.

Why is @x2boys so wise & very kind?

[x2boys]

I'm not but it's very kind of you to say so 😘
Does anyone have any plans for Saturday ,I thought we would have a trip to Asda ?

[Bagadverts]

I’ll come - maybe a slap up meal with 16 households?

What shall we do on Boxing Day?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Gatecrash RIADs as I know he really wants me to!

Is that a good idea or not?

[bearlyactive]

In an alternate universe, a great idea!

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

[nzborn]

? spacemen the world is flat

what am I getting for Christmas

[x2boys]

Merry Xmas
You are getting a new mop and bucket for Xmas
Has he been?

[bearlyactive]

Merry Christmas lovely wrong-answerers!

He's been... left a bloody mess behind him though (thanks Santa).

What's your opinion on parsnips?

[Bagadverts]

Merry Christmas all
Work of the devil (irl mmmmmm)

Feeling imaginative- What’s the time where you are?

[x2boys]

It's 3pm on August bank holiday
When will it be Xmas?

[Bagadverts]

Three months time - Tescos Christmas slots just opened up.

What do you want for Christmas this year?

[bearlyactive]

A handshake from Santa

How's your Boxing Day going?

[x2boys]

Going , Going,gone !
Is Santa having a nap ?

[Bagadverts]

Certainly not - started preparing the sweets for 6 December next year and naughty and nice list update.

When can Santa Claus take a break?

[x2boys]

In the year 2052 ,he is booked for a long weekend in Skegness that's when he can take a break.
Whose watching dirty dancing tonight ?

[Bagadverts]

Anyone - they decided to change all the channels and streaming to it.

What can I do to escape watching Diety Dancing?

[newreality1]

Alert everyone you know to switch Diety Dancing off and not speak of it.

IS it unreasonable that I'm doing the dishes at this time?