Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

No that's the best time 2 wash dishes as the moonlight gives them extra sparkle

What did RIAD get me for Xmas?

Hope you all had a lovely Christmas!

RIAD pushed the boat out and got you a new iron and ironing board and you are so delighted with it you are doing all his ironing
Is Boris busy today ?

Boris is very busy looking at omicron plans.

Has Dylin decided not to run for PM yet?

Next year!

Have all your Christmas leftovers been devoured?

Yes by Dave
Is everyone having a wild new year with lots and house hold mixing ?

Yes certainly as it's been made law by Boris so I've got 60 million people coming to mine on NYE

Will 1 chicken be enough to feed everyone or should I get 2 just in case?

Not need for two, a small chicken should be able to feed all your
guests with,tons left over for the entire nighbourhood, population of cats
What are your new year,s resolutions?

Get 10kg fatter and wear dark colours every day.

How many New Years resolutions are you going to make for 2022?

Not to start revolutions

What mends a broken heart?

Duct tape

What mends an allergy?

A New Year party

What was the bast thing about 2021?
(Happy new year)

The COVID pandemic
Are the Badgers hungover ?

(Happy New Year everyone!)

They've been drinking the Kool-Aid, so no.

Are YOU hungover?

Mmmmmmm nooooo

What is your favourite drink?

All types of beer!!

What colour of socks are you wearing now?

Socks 🤣🤣🤣
They should be banned!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳 🥳🥳

Should I go on a date with my old boss?
(Don't ask about RIAD - its complicated)

Yes the older the better - are they over 80?

Where should @TracyBeakerSoYeah go on her date?

To the Bowling green and they can share a flask of tea
Do flies go to sleep?

They buzz off.

Are you watching The Masked Singer?

No I'm sorting out my love life

Who can help me sort out my love life when @x2boys is busy?

Not me I'm sewing.

Are you holidaying abroad this year?

Yes I thought we could try Beirut this year
Where would you like to go for a cruise?

The local duck pond.

What can you do on a cruise ship?

Extreme Ironing

Have u tried it?

Yep. Set fire to the cruise ship.

How much ironing do you have to do?