Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Comet and Cupid - he was so uppity

What to eat with roast deer?

Salt and vinegar crisps and custard
Is Nicola Sturgeon a big fan of Boris?

Who's Boris? Nicola will take over England

What will Nicola Sturgeon do now her idol Angela Merkel has retired?

She will rename England ,Scotland 2 and make herself the President of the UK and Angela Merkel the prime minister of Scotland 2
Will we all be made to eat Haggis in Scotland 2 ?

Yes, deep fried for breakfast, stewed for lunch and salad for dinner. Vegetables will be banned.

Who will win Strictly 2022?

Dolly the sheep

What book shall I read next ?

The A to Z
Is there anything exciting happening this week?

I think it's your birthday.

Do you know it's Christmas time at all?

No I don't believe I do
It is actually my son's birthday on boxing Day ( irl) crap timing I know
Has anybody else had a really crap Xmas day ? My worst was being in labour and eating sausage and chips in the hospital canteen

No, they've all been fabulous, especially last year when we had 24 for dinner.

What will the Christmas no 1 be?

Top of the World by the Carpenters

What's your personal Christmas number 1?

The electronica dance remix of Julie Andrews singing 'My Favourite Things/Do-Re-Mi'

Have you heard it?

Heard it ?
It's my favourite song
Are you ready to step into Xmas?

I've got one foot out the door already

Should I stay or should I go?

You should bounce up & down & do somersaults on the kids next door's trampoline.

Who likes bouncing?

I like running.

Do you like bouncy castles?

I prefer Bouncy country estates
How long shall I cook the turkey for?

72 hours then blow torch it after.

Why do I want to kick 'Really is a Dave (RIAD) where the sun don't shine?

Because he is a Dave but not really?
(IRL ,I hope he's not being an arse )
Do you think the Dave's and the Steve's will take over the world?

But if it doesn't work out with Dave who is not really a Dave but really is a Dave
Maybe you should look into the Martin's ?
My sister has met a very nice Martin a couple of years ago @TracyBeakerSoYeah?

No a James would be better than a Martin for @TracyBeakerSoYeah.

Does Dave know a nice James that might be a good match for @TracyBeakerSoYeah?

Yes, good old James Martin!

Who's going to be set up next?

@x2boys will be set up next with a harem of fit men which she will share with @bearlyactive

Are we a comedy trio?

We are indeed ,we will be known as the three Dave's
Has Beryl defrosted the turkey yet ?

Have sent you a PM @x2boys