Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Like them! The Badgers invented them!

What other surprising things have the Badgers invented?

Teoffee it's a mix of Tea and coffee they drink it whilst watching Badgernation Street
What is the favourite meal of the Badgers ?

Roasted Honey Potatoes

Have the Badgers met Beryl, Dave et al?

Yes, and also Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice.

I watched a thing on YouTube yesterday where the Badgers were used as a unit of measurement. (Honest!)
A 45000 ton ship, 1/4 kilometre long (about the size of the Titanic) can transport 4.5 million good sized badgers.

So how many badgers could you fit into a telephone box?

4.6 million as my telephone box is the tardis
Am I Dr Who?

No you are a consultant dermatologist most likely Dr Pimple Popper (Dr Sandra Lee)

Do Badgers use normal hospitals or the vets when they are poorly?

They go and see and See Dr BrownBear
Will the Badgers be watching the funeral on Monday?

No they don’t watch normal TV any more only streaming services.

What are you doing on Tuesday?

Panning for gold in a babbling brook.

why do birds suddenly appear?

They are appearing out of respect for the Queen
Are you hungry?

No I have a headache.

Why do I have a headache?

Because it nearly the end of this thread and somebody will have to set up PART 9

Excuse my absence, I have just got back from the Twilight Zone. Have I missed much?

No nothing ,nothing of any significance whatsoever has happened recently in the UK
Will the Op be starting a new thread soon?

Meet at Stonehenge at dawn.

What word do you mispronounce in your head most?

Everything

What's your most favourite thing ever?

Ironing
Will you be eating chicken tomorrow?

I have respect for Chicken-licken and as I don't want the sky to fall down .... no.

Who on Earth would you want to Big Up?

Because it's this season's fashion dahling!

Why do I keep dreaming that I am pregnant & about to give birth?
(It's very discombobulating)

Because... you are pregnant and about to give birth.

(Seriously, I have dreams like that, often several in a row - it is very weird!!)

How do you feel about the Queen's funeral?

I have to write a true answer I felt really sad.

What do the Badgers think about honesty?

They believe its the best policy
Are we all looking forward to Xmas?

I do love a cadbury creme egg.

Yea or nay to Strictly this year?

Well apparently Jambo is in this year so obviously yeah
Will it be a white Xmas?

Yes it will start to snow exactly at 8pm on the dot on Christmas Eve & then stop at exactly 8am on Christmas Day.

Where should I go for Christmas dinner?

The M25 like I will be to dine on vegan roadkill. These times are so hard and it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed … but the beat goes on Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da

What's your best tip for saving money?