I just wanted to let you all know

[TheSundayPapers]

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

Reckon it's his knowledge of anatomy?
Assuming you don't mean the tree type.

have fun

It’s the “do you want me to make you feel better” whispered in my ear

His bedside manner, ah.
Hope he maintains it postcoital, if he starts ushering you out shouting next it might wear thin.

Right now?

Can't be that good

@cliffdiver

Right now?

Can't be that good

Good for you OP! Get yours! 😃

@TheSundayPapers

It’s the “do you want me to make you feel better” whispered in my ear

Haha! Did he star in any of the Carry On films by any chance?

Line up everybody!

okay

I can imagine surgeons being good in bed. It's the confidence!

@TheQueef

His bedside manner, ah. Hope he maintains it postcoital, if he starts ushering you out shouting next it might wear thin.

🤣🤣

Not the max-fax consultant, I hope?

Why am I imagining him as Kenneth Williams in Carry on Doctor

I’m picturing McDreamy or McSteamy!! Good for you op!!!

Ah so nice to see a happy post, well done you!

Are you the OP who was asked out for lunch by the older consultant at work?

@TheSundayPapers

It’s the “do you want me to make you feel better” whispered in my ear

Whatever turns you on but that would make my vagina shrivel up and roll a boulder in front of it.

Honestly. We know its middle class mumsnet but we really don't need to know he's a surgeon. If he was a bin man or a bus driver would you be mentioning it??
Thought not.

@TheSundayPapers

It’s the “do you want me to make you feel better” whispered in my ear

Yuck 🤢

If he makes you happy though...

Shrivel up 🤣

@Stompythedinosaur

I can imagine surgeons being good in bed. It's the confidence!

Yes it’ll either very mindblowingly good or absolutely dreadful.

I’m imagining that creepy doctor character Clive Owen played in ‘Closer’ (although I think he was a dermatologist not surgeon)...

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

Ooooh op good for you!! Hope you have many moons of good future shags.