I just wanted to let you all know

[TheSundayPapers]

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

@Kezzie200

Surgeon? Come back when it's a HGV driver or broccoli picker!! Then we will be impressed

Haha!! 🤣🤣🤣

Is that you SM?

Whatever turns you on but that would make my vagina shrivel up and roll a boulder in front of it.

🤢

@Beefcurtains79

🤢

With a name like yours, I'm very curious as to what's turning your stomach here?

Cinders15

Ooooh!
Like George Clooney in ER? (Swoon)
^

More like Martin Platt in Classic Corrie.

@TheWestIsTheBest

Penetration Man is back! Hurrah!

That's exactly what I was thinking. Shudder.

Good on you OP, have fun!

Oooh, all that medical knowledge....

Does it involve gurneys and very bright lights? Does he wear his theatre cap and gloves? Just wondering what makes surgeon sex distinctive from supply chain manager sex, except possibly the absence of sexy preamble about the difficulty and cost of getting shipping containers, lack of hauliers and the rising cost of storage

A few years ago I went on a few dates with an A&E doctor who said he liked doing anal a lot (sorry if TMI) as it was how he got to 'get wild'. No bedside manner there! It didn't progress.

It's the confidence though - head doctor of our GP practice (who's now retired and wasn't fanciable really) - I found out recently he used to be a surgeon and you could definitely tell.

@Threewheeler1

Does it involve gurneys and very bright lights? Does he wear his theatre cap and gloves? Just wondering what makes surgeon sex distinctive from supply chain manager sex, except possibly the absence of sexy preamble about the difficulty and cost of getting shipping containers, lack of hauliers and the rising cost of storage

No difference in my experience, and I went through a fair share of medics before I met DH —chief difference that they’re far more likely to own multiple pairs of Crocs. I suppose it depends if you have Croc-wearing fantasies..,? 😀

Roaring laughing at some of these posts

Couldn't be doing with the whispering sorry, would make my fanny folds fold deeper and set my teeth on edge. Less talking more action please.

Also good for you, if it does it for you 😃

My DH is a tree surgeon - best sex I've ever had.

@Bagelsandbrie Still madly giggling at that remark - made my morning!

Beyond jealous !!

Does he wear his scrubs & crocs ??

😆

I had a short fling with a chiropractor once. He was quite methodical. He was ok but I could imagine him putting on rubber gloves for it. That's when it ended 🤣

@ThePlumVan

Beyond jealous !!

Does he wear his scrubs & crocs ??

Crocs😂😂😂😂

I lost my virginity to a vet. Afterwards he slapped me on the arse like I was a compliant cow he's just innoculated.

[true story]

Am too laughing over the reappearance of Penetration Man!

‘His bedside manner, ah.
Hope he maintains it postcoital, if he starts ushering you out shouting next it might wear thin.’

TheQueef this made me laugh so much! We have a surgeon in the family, that may be why...

Halfpace
I could only go for the Crocs if coupled with a nice pair of mid-shin white sport socks, kept on throughout...Sensible, practical and sexy, what a combo

Good for you OP!

A disproportionate percentage of surgeons are sociopaths, so make sure you just use him for sex and don't get tangled up in a relationship.