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I just wanted to let you all know

143 replies

TheSundayPapers · 11/10/2021 16:29

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING WinkWinkBlush

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

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MyPatronusIsACat · 12/10/2021 10:35

Good for you @TheSundayPapers

I have been having sex with Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt. Both at the same time.

It's AMAZING! Shock

As you were.

Hugoslavia · 12/10/2021 10:36

@SixTwirlingTutus

Did he also grease his arm up to his elbow?

2bazookas · 12/10/2021 10:40

@TheQueef

Reckon it's his knowledge of anatomy? Assuming you don't mean the tree type.
Probably is the tree sort. Big chopper.
SixTwirlingTutus · 12/10/2021 10:40

[quote Hugoslavia]@SixTwirlingTutus

Did he also grease his arm up to his elbow?[/quote]
No, but it fizzled out because he got his teeth into the practice Equine Dentist.

Grin
LittleGwyneth · 12/10/2021 10:44

@SunShinesBrightly

I’m imagining that creepy doctor character Clive Owen played in ‘Closer’ (although I think he was a dermatologist not surgeon)...
Larry! Why is he one of the hottest fictional characters despite being awful?!
CornedBeef451 · 12/10/2021 10:50

I think a tree surgeon could be quite good. Very strong, big hands. Might just be in my imagination though.

I'm imagining McDreamy now, we'll done you!

Blondiney · 12/10/2021 10:56

@DoesHePlayTheFiddle

Misread as 'sturgeon'. Mental images surprising.
🤣 🤣 🤣
EmmalineC · 12/10/2021 11:33

The majority of surgeons I have known (throughout my career, not through shagging them) have been over-confident, power crazy psychopaths. I'd choose an anaesthetist over a surgeon any day.

billycat321 · 12/10/2021 11:36

the worst sex I ever had was with a doctor
in and out in 5 seconds
talk about 'wham,bam, thank you,ma'am'

ThePlumVan · 12/10/2021 11:39

@EmmalineC

‘The majority of surgeons I have known (throughout my career, not through shagging them) have been over-confident, power crazy psychopaths. I'd choose an anaesthetist over a surgeon any day.‘

This is the sort of advice I come on here for Grin

RogueV · 12/10/2021 11:42

Sounds amazing!

Good for you

BloodyDamsons · 12/10/2021 12:36

I can’t imagine sex with a surgeon without a tray of sharp glittering instruments or with an anaesthetist without the smell of chloroform. Or with GPS without thinking of Shipman, or with dentists without thinking about a bloody great syringe or with gynaecologists because urrgghhhh, stop looking down there.

Whoever you’re having sex with, don’t binge on Criminal Minds beforehand is my advice.

Kiduknot · 12/10/2021 12:39

Sex with gynaecologist. You’d never believe you were special, would you. 😀

MorrisZapp · 12/10/2021 12:44

I got off with a tree surgeon once. But was he really a tree surgeon? I suspect he was a garden labourer. Anyway he ghosted me and I felt shit until I saw him cycling up a hill on a tiny bike, huffing and puffing with his knees up at his ears. Fkn idiot.

ShrinkingViolet9 · 12/10/2021 12:54

Many years ago I dated a consultant surgeon. He'd originally trained as a dentist but had retrained in oral-maxillofacial surgery. After reciprocal oral sex, he'd leap out of bed, announce, "I think I'll have a jolly good rinse," and chuck a couple of those pink, effervescent tablets that dental surgeries used to have sitting next to a spittoon into a small glass of water and proceed to have a jolly good swish and spit. He never once offered any to me. He was rather odd. I once pitched up at his place to find him in the back garden, naked, sawing up sheets of chipboard with a circular power saw. I could not bear to watch and made him put some trousers on.

Thekolschisonme · 12/10/2021 13:17

Wow shagging a doc. Lucky you.

mytortoiseisill · 12/10/2021 18:21

Oh!! oh!! oh!!

"After reciprocal oral sex, he'd leap out of bed, announce, "I think I'll have a jolly good rinse," and chuck a couple of those pink, effervescent tablets that dental surgeries used to have sitting next to a spittoon into a small glass of water and proceed to have a jolly good swish and spit."

nooooo!

butterflyze · 13/10/2021 17:52

When I read the title of your thread, I thought you were going to tell us that we'd just lost The Game.

As you were Grin

Bebethany · 13/10/2021 18:08

ssd I think your ID should be sad & miserable!!

SandwhichGenerationGal · 13/10/2021 18:45

What's the difference between god and a surgeon?
God knows he is not a surgeon 😂

MsFannySqueers · 13/10/2021 18:53

I once worked with a high flying professional. She told me how she got through long and tedious meetings. She was shagging a scaffolder and used to daydream about him naked apart from his tool belt.

ErinAoife · 13/10/2021 19:05

Congrats. Delighted for you

MummyMayo1988 · 13/10/2021 19:28

I often think this about my DH. We have been together 15 years, 3 children and it is STILL the best sex ever. Never boring, never mundane.
There's nothing better in the world than getting into bed at the end of a long day with a person that makes you feel that good.
Good on you OP! 👏 👏 👏

yellowsubmarines · 13/10/2021 19:42

Kezzie200 Surgeon? Come back when it's a HGV driver or broccoli picker!! Then we will be impressed

Hahaha Grin

Letsallscreamatthesistene · 13/10/2021 19:57

“do you want me to make you feel better”

CRIIIIIINGE.

My vagina would roll itself up and hide in my cervix