I just wanted to let you all know

[TheSundayPapers]

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

Good for you @TheSundayPapers

I have been having sex with Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt. Both at the same time.

It's AMAZING!

As you were.

@SixTwirlingTutus

Did he also grease his arm up to his elbow?

@TheQueef

Reckon it's his knowledge of anatomy? Assuming you don't mean the tree type.

Probably is the tree sort. Big chopper.

[quote Hugoslavia]@SixTwirlingTutus

Did he also grease his arm up to his elbow?[/quote]
No, but it fizzled out because he got his teeth into the practice Equine Dentist.

@SunShinesBrightly

I’m imagining that creepy doctor character Clive Owen played in ‘Closer’ (although I think he was a dermatologist not surgeon)...

Larry! Why is he one of the hottest fictional characters despite being awful?!

I think a tree surgeon could be quite good. Very strong, big hands. Might just be in my imagination though.

I'm imagining McDreamy now, we'll done you!

@DoesHePlayTheFiddle

Misread as 'sturgeon'. Mental images surprising.

🤣 🤣 🤣

The majority of surgeons I have known (throughout my career, not through shagging them) have been over-confident, power crazy psychopaths. I'd choose an anaesthetist over a surgeon any day.

the worst sex I ever had was with a doctor
in and out in 5 seconds
talk about 'wham,bam, thank you,ma'am'

@EmmalineC

‘The majority of surgeons I have known (throughout my career, not through shagging them) have been over-confident, power crazy psychopaths. I'd choose an anaesthetist over a surgeon any day.‘

This is the sort of advice I come on here for

Sounds amazing!

Good for you

I can’t imagine sex with a surgeon without a tray of sharp glittering instruments or with an anaesthetist without the smell of chloroform. Or with GPS without thinking of Shipman, or with dentists without thinking about a bloody great syringe or with gynaecologists because urrgghhhh, stop looking down there.

Whoever you’re having sex with, don’t binge on Criminal Minds beforehand is my advice.

Sex with gynaecologist. You’d never believe you were special, would you. 😀

I got off with a tree surgeon once. But was he really a tree surgeon? I suspect he was a garden labourer. Anyway he ghosted me and I felt shit until I saw him cycling up a hill on a tiny bike, huffing and puffing with his knees up at his ears. Fkn idiot.

Many years ago I dated a consultant surgeon. He'd originally trained as a dentist but had retrained in oral-maxillofacial surgery. After reciprocal oral sex, he'd leap out of bed, announce, "I think I'll have a jolly good rinse," and chuck a couple of those pink, effervescent tablets that dental surgeries used to have sitting next to a spittoon into a small glass of water and proceed to have a jolly good swish and spit. He never once offered any to me. He was rather odd. I once pitched up at his place to find him in the back garden, naked, sawing up sheets of chipboard with a circular power saw. I could not bear to watch and made him put some trousers on.

Wow shagging a doc. Lucky you.

Oh!! oh!! oh!!

"After reciprocal oral sex, he'd leap out of bed, announce, "I think I'll have a jolly good rinse," and chuck a couple of those pink, effervescent tablets that dental surgeries used to have sitting next to a spittoon into a small glass of water and proceed to have a jolly good swish and spit."

nooooo!

When I read the title of your thread, I thought you were going to tell us that we'd just lost The Game.

As you were

ssd I think your ID should be sad & miserable!!

What's the difference between god and a surgeon?
God knows he is not a surgeon 😂

I once worked with a high flying professional. She told me how she got through long and tedious meetings. She was shagging a scaffolder and used to daydream about him naked apart from his tool belt.

Congrats. Delighted for you

I often think this about my DH. We have been together 15 years, 3 children and it is STILL the best sex ever. Never boring, never mundane.
There's nothing better in the world than getting into bed at the end of a long day with a person that makes you feel that good.
Good on you OP! 👏 👏 👏

Kezzie200 Surgeon? Come back when it's a HGV driver or broccoli picker!! Then we will be impressed

Hahaha

“do you want me to make you feel better”

CRIIIIIINGE.

My vagina would roll itself up and hide in my cervix