I just wanted to let you all know

[TheSundayPapers]

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

I used to go out with a doctor.
Fantastic sex

Bloody fantastic

Congratulations

Member2783
I used to go out with a doctor.
Fantastic sex

Because he was a doctor?
Is there something about doctors that make them good in bed?
I lived with a doctor for 7 years, have had relationships with 2 other doctors- I cant say they were any "better " or worse in bed than other men I have had sex with- a qantity surveyor, engineer, a research scientist, a postman, IT specialist, graphic designer, finance diector and several others

Do you thing having some kind of creepy in depth understanding of anatomy makes for a better lover?
Or is it a Dr Kildare power thing- that women should swoon and has an attack of the vapours when a man with scalpel and white coat walks through the door?

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

Penetration man?!?!?!

Good for you sweetie, have fun

Once dated a naughty boys social worker. 🥳 ended very badly he was a total shit but wow. His parents, one Italian one English redhead, he had olive skin bright red hair and turquoise eyes plus he went on battle reenactments as a viking. Hehehe

Don’t get excited he will be boring as hell

@MorrisZapp

I got off with a tree surgeon once. But was he really a tree surgeon? I suspect he was a garden labourer. Anyway he ghosted me and I felt shit until I saw him cycling up a hill on a tiny bike, huffing and puffing with his knees up at his ears. Fkn idiot.

This tickled me immensely.

There was a lad in college that I fancied like mad and he felt the same about me. We flirted, had many evenings where you could cut the sexual tension with a knife and had one passionate, wild night together and then it seemed he'd ticked me off his list and was no longer interested. He told others at college that we'd had amazing sex, so why didn't he want to repeat it? This came back to haunt me many an unsatisfactory night, until one day, about three years after, I saw him outside Greggs with a pasty in each hand, taking bites out of each in turn like he was in an old Warner Bros cartoon, gravy on his chin and gasping/sucking at the air like stupid people do when they insist on continuing to eat something way too hot. And all my wistful lusting crumbled to dust immediately.

Oh I had a narrator once. The worst bit about it was he didnt refer to me as "You" or him as "Me" or us as "Us". I was "She" he was "Him" and we were "Them". So after the second episode of him saving up in the wank bank, I ditched him. Shame really because he was actually pretty good in bed but it was grim to listen to a man saying "He is [insert sex act of choice] to her and she is moaning with pleasure" Vom.

@speakout

*Member2783 I used to go out with a doctor. Fantastic sex*

Because he was a doctor?
Is there something about doctors that make them good in bed?
I lived with a doctor for 7 years, have had relationships with 2 other doctors- I cant say they were any "better " or worse in bed than other men I have had sex with- a qantity surveyor, engineer, a research scientist, a postman, IT specialist, graphic designer, finance diector and several others

Do you thing having some kind of creepy in depth understanding of anatomy makes for a better lover?
Or is it a Dr Kildare power thing- that women should swoon and has an attack of the vapours when a man with scalpel and white coat walks through the door?

Why are you listing the occupations of everyone you've ever fucked? I mean... go ahead. But why?

A surgeon? A cut above the rest!

I saw him outside Greggs with a pasty in each hand, taking bites out of each in turn like he was in an old Warner Bros cartoon, gravy on his chin and gasping/sucking at the air like stupid people do when they insist on continuing to eat something way too hot. And all my wistful lusting crumbled to dust immediately.

😆

Penetration man!!! Always makes me chuckle.

The best sex I ever had was with an IT guy. He definitely knew which buttons to press. Forgot to turn me off though. Married for 20 years now.

@waterlego

I saw him outside Greggs with a pasty in each hand, taking bites out of each in turn like he was in an old Warner Bros cartoon, gravy on his chin and gasping/sucking at the air like stupid people do when they insist on continuing to eat something way too hot. And all my wistful lusting crumbled to dust immediately.

😆

This should go as a sticky on all threads about ‘How do I make myself forget my ex?’ or ‘Help me get over my crush on my married boss!’

Yeah I’m glad for a good sex life for you @TheSundayPapers and all… but the fact you mention his job says to me you’re a bit in awe of this man due to his status. Which doesn’t bode well. What someone does for a living has no correlation to their ability to be good in bed.
Trust me, I married an Accountant 😜 absolutely nothing boring about him in bed!

TorchFire Yes! Finally, a solution!

OP, hope the surgeon sex remains incisive

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Matron.