I just wanted to let you all know

[TheSundayPapers]

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

Now I'm going to penetrate you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good on your girl, does he have a big stethoscope!!!!!!

Excellent multitasking, OP.

@Shirleyphallus and that’s just the sort of thing I was referring to in my previous comment.

Tree or Dental ?

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

@MintyGreenDream

Why am I imagining him as Kenneth Williams in Carry on Doctor

I reckon it's Dr Nookey.

Dr Prodd, in Carry On Matron

is this you OP?

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

Roaring at this

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

That's both mortifying and hilarious! 😱🤣

There is NOTHING medical about the things he knows how to do. I’m honestly quite aghast

@Shirleyphallus.
Maybe he is penetration man .

@TheSundayPapers

There is NOTHING medical about the things he knows how to do. I’m honestly quite aghast

Excellent.

Enjoy, and long may it continue!

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

😆😆😆😆

@HerBigChance

Dr Prodd, in Carry On Matron

😆😆😆😆

Surgeon? Come back when it's a HGV driver or broccoli picker!! Then we will be impressed

Do you have to count backwards from ten before he commences?

I'll keep my builder thanks.

Big guns and strong hands ...... sigh

@Laiste

I want a builder with strong rough hands and big guns! Not fair

Tbf I wouldn't turn down a nice surgeon though. Or a musician. Or a vet. Or a postman. Or a car salesman. Or a waiter. Or...you get the picture.

Glad for you though OP!

Ooooh!
Like George Clooney in ER? (Swoon)

He's so not like George Clooney

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

This comment alone should end up in MN classics.

Forever

@MN

Well that's great news. Does he specialise in a particular type of surgery.
If you happen to break up with him, stay friends,, as if you ever need an operation, you will get it straight away, and avoid long waiting lists. He might do your operation, as he knows your body inside and out now !

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

I cried tears of laughter at this. 😂😂😂 Absolutely hilarious 😂