I just wanted to let you all know

[TheSundayPapers]

I’m having fabulous sex with a surgeon and it’s AMAZING

I’ve been single for two years so I know you will be very happy for me

As you were

Penetrationnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Enjoy!

There's a song for you OP.

Penetration Man is back! Hurrah!

I'm currently having the best sex of my life with a car mechanic, which is also a kind of surgeon, I suppose.
I mean, we'll never have a second property in the Costas but dear god, that man knows how to go for a test drive.

@Kezzie200

Surgeon? Come back when it's a HGV driver or broccoli picker!! Then we will be impressed

@GlitterSquid

I'm currently having the best sex of my life with a car mechanic, which is also a kind of surgeon, I suppose. I mean, we'll never have a second property in the Costas but dear god, that man knows how to go for a test drive.

I like the subtlety and nuance of this comment 8/10 poster

“do you want me to make you feel better”

Creepy.

I have had sex with several doctors- can't say the sex was any better or worse than shagging mortal guys.

Beware you don't have the god complex with guy OP- surgeon or not he is a man.

Ummmmm....ok

Dr. Penetration Man

Misread as 'sturgeon'. Mental images surprising.

Our next-door neighbour, a urological consultant, was shagging the gynaecologist across the road recently, and has also just operated to remove her husband’s kidney stone.

@Shirleyphallus

I dated a doctor once and it was honestly like he was giving me a medical. All very purposeful and functional.

Then he said “and now, I’m going to penetrate you” which honestly made me want to vomit or die or both

Least sexy sex EVER

This brings back memories of the time I had to break up with someone because he did a running commentary during sex. Not in a sexy way. Just like a matter-of-fact narration of what we were doing. I couldn't take it

At least you know he’ll have scrubbed up and washed properly first

@Halfpace I feel I need a diagram for this. Who had the husband and who operated on him?!

In fact two doctors were at a conference. They had a few drinks and ended up back in her hotel room. After they’d had sex the make doctor said ‘you must be a surgeon’. And she replied ‘why yes - how did you know?’. ‘Because before we got into bed you spent five minutes washing your hands!’

She then said ‘and you must be an anaesthetist. Because one small prick and then I didn’t feel a thing afterwards’

I’m an anaesthetist!!!

[quote ooft]@Halfpace I feel I need a diagram for this. Who had the husband and who operated on him?! [/quote]
Gynaecologist had (well, still has!) the husband. Her lover ( possibly ex- lover by now) who is our urologist next-door neighbour, operated on her husband. We live in an area stuffed full of medics, and apparently this isn’t terribly unusual.

My man is a chef so my sexual experiences are fast but generally filling and satisfying 🤷‍♀️😂

At least you are guaranteed clean short nails.

@Nousernameforme

At least you are guaranteed clean short nails.

Ick ick ick You can get that guaranteed regardless of profession, simply by not hooking up with long/dirty fingernailed men.

I am now hearing the phrase 'sex with a surgeon' to the tune of 'sweet but a psycho'
This may or may not help

🙋‍♀️ Jealous over here, enjoy!

Get in there OP!!!

Oooo Matron
yes jealous!!

@DoesHePlayTheFiddle

Misread as 'sturgeon'. Mental images surprising.

😂