Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

Will I lose weight if I only eat sausages?

"its interesting that there isn't actually a limit! I thought there was, maybe a word with the vicar is worth a try"

What are you most afraid of?

What characteristic in a DP is most important to you?

“Customised Fully Ducted Recirculation”: ie they don’t recommend unducted (as the kit that you have linked to would do) - they don’t want the heat and moisture being dumped into the island to disperse, in case it causes problems with the island over time

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AIBU to think children shouldn't be allowed in pubs?

AIBU to think children shouldn't be allowed in pubs?

"The mess oh my gosh the mess !!!!"

What can I do with a birthday gift that I don't like?

AIBU to think children shouldn't be allowed in pubs?

There is a risk of explosion and some people have had severe facial burns from doing this.

What shall I watch after this film?

What are you most afraid of?

Darth (Vader).

She says 'hearth' to rhyme with 'birth'.

I think she is deeply deviant.

What can I do with a birthday gift that I don't like?

I let the farmer know and he pops along to see if he can help.

Why am I so itchy?

What shall I watch after this film?

"who cares? I think this is probably completely normal in any relaxed happy family home. Of course not in a big formal hotel, or whatever, but at home, sounds fine"

What kind of career would best suit me?

Why am I so itchy?

"Dolls on every available surface"

How can I get my teeth to look whiter?

why am I so itchy?

Your DP has completely over reacted and you shouldn't be having sex at a time when your teen could walk in on you. Stop deflecting and take some responsibility.

How should I deal with my cheeky fucker boss?

How can I get my teeth to look whiter?

What about crackers with some kind of spread if you can handle biscuits?

How should I deal with my cheeky fucker boss?

you could have just said, 'I'm not old enough to remember but you clearly know all about being on the game back in the old days'

How did you meet your dp?

@KurtWilde

How can I get my teeth to look whiter?

What about crackers with some kind of spread if you can handle biscuits?

@KurtWilde

How should I deal with my cheeky fucker boss?

As you haven't been able to make contact with her and no one has seen her in a few days, you could knock on the door, ring the doorbell and then when you don't get an answer (which I'm guessing you won't), you could let yourself in to do a check on her. If she isn't there (and you're definitely 100% sure she isn't there) then pop on a quick wash.

How did you meet your dp?

"a family reunion of over 20 people, ranging in age from over 70 years old to 7 months old"

What's the most useful skill you've learned recently?

What's the most useful skill you've learned recently?

I’m eating big chocolate bars unashamedly and just don’t care any more

AIBU to think leggings and T-shirt's aren't proper clothes or am I just being a snob?

AIBU to think leggings and T-shirt's aren't proper clothes or am I just being a snob?

"Loathe it absolutely. But also no pjs either"

Is it time to upgrade my phone?

AIBU to think leggings and T-shirt's aren't proper clothes or am I just being a snob?

Only if there are six people and six roast potatoes - then it is unreasonable. If it is a slice of meat of a piece of fruit off the salad, then it is ok.

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How can I stop my cat bringing decapitated mice into the living room?

*AIBU to think leggings and T-shirt's aren't proper clothes or am I just being a snob?"
What a control freak. Leave the kid alone!

What shall I do tomorrow?

How can I stop my cat bringing decapitated mice into the living room?

"Life size clowns. Two 'sitting' posed at the dining room table, and another two lying on the double bed holding hands."

How often should I clean my shower?

AIBU to think leggings and T-shirt's aren't proper clothes or am I just being a snob?

'Just stick to supermarket clothes for nursery as they get totally ruined'

AIBU to charge my ds (34) 50p a week rent?'

AIBU to think leggings and T-shirt's aren't proper clothes or am I just being a snob?
What a control freak. Leave the kid alone!

What shall I do tomorrow?

what shall I do tomorrow?

I think you should listen to him when he says that he feels like he can't do anything without you criticising. Do you always expect everything to be done your way?

Is this an evap line?

AIBU to charge my ds (34) 50p a week rent?'

"Much better to play spiteful practical jokes on people just for fun, sometimes carrying it on for ten years"

What should I put in my back garden?

*What should I put in my back garden?"

Afghan army, trained over the last 20 years and with Western weaponry numbered 300,000.

What should I see next at the cinema?

What should I put in my back garden?
A whole trout, head, tail, guts and all.

What item is always in your weekly shop?