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[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

Will it be sunny tomorrow when we meet friends at the park?

I would just answer the question. It’s a common question to ask and I can’t see what the issue with answering would be.

AIBU to say my neighbour should tell their children to stop making so much noise?

AIBU to say my neighbour should tell their children to stop making so much noise?

I can't see how she was getting that many delivered in a week to cause a nuisance, its a residential property not an amazon warehouse.
B sounds petty and nasty.

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What should I do about CF colleague expecting me to give her lifts everywhere?

What should I do about CF colleague expecting me to give her lifts everywhere?

Crates in the boot and a top box for when you need luggage space.

When will we find a plasterer to come and plaster the living room?

When will we find a plasterer to come and plaster the living room?

"The poor creatures have been selectively bred to lay more eggs than their bodies can handle so a lot of them end up with deficiencies from the constant laying. Feeding their eggs back to them can help replenish the nutrients they have lost,"

How can I stop DS sleepwalking?

The poor creatures have been selectively bred to lay more eggs than their bodies can handle so a lot of them end up with deficiencies from the constant laying. Feeding their eggs back to them can help replenish the nutrients they have lost,
🤣🤣🤣🤣

How can I stop DS sleepwalking?

Get a fence?

What kind of cake should I make for Ds18's birthday next week?

What kind of cake should I make for Ds18's birthday next week?

Spiced lamb meatballs with sumac roasted cauliflower and pomegranate. Really quick and easy and everyone likes it so no moaning at the dinner table!

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AIBU to think dog owners should pick up after their dogs.

AIBU to think dog owners should pick up after their dogs.

I think you should listen to him when he says that he feels like he can't do anything without you criticising. Do you always expect everything to be done your way.

How do I get my ducks in a row?

AIBU to think dog owners should pick up after their dogs.

"use Downdog. It's an app and you can completely personalise your practice depending on how long you want to do it, what level, what type, focus areas, even voice and music."

How often do you do kegel exercises?

How do I get my ducks in a row?

"Latex type Finger stall with nubbly bits, got mine onLovehoney, so you’re not going ‘in there’ uncovered? They easily scrub clean with soap. "

Why do I keep finding little holes in my jumpers?

How do I get my ducks in a row?

I thought successful rich actors droned about their struggles because they felt they were slipping from the public consciousness (as we are all too shallow to remember more than three actors) and without a blockbuster/messy divorce/my painful struggle saga they feared the ignominy of 'who?'

Isn't it just a publicity stunt?

How often do you do kegel exercises?

You can tape down your wind screen wipers before going in the enclosure and push in/close your wing mirrors.

It is lovely experience and I'm not surprised your children are begging to go.

Why do I keep finding little holes in my jumpers?

I assumed they were to go on top of bedding. Just because I don’t imagine it’s the sort of thing you could stick in a washing machine every week.

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Is a robot vacuum worth the money?

@Breathmiller

What's the best way to break my sugar habit?

LTB

What are the chances DS10 goes to bed earlier tonight in preparation for going back to school on Wednesday?

@Breathmiller, is that "Leave the Biscuit"?

Why do I keep finding little holes in my jumpers?

He's hoping you mistake him for a fluffy ginger jumper, accidentally pack him, and take with you on your holiday.

How shall I spend my inheritance?

Is a robot vacuum worth the money?

"I had a bit of blowout on one of my recent ones, but for some reason I was far more twitchy than usual, so it was probably my fault for moving it's not too bad though."

How shall I spend my inheritance?

If you're an American, never admit it here. Pretend you're from Essex.

Should I let my DD wear crocs to my wedding?

How shall I spend my inheritance

some stuff from Odd Balls which my DH loves. They have England and British and the Irish Lions boxer shorts 20%off plus you get to choose free gift with spend over £35. I chose flip flops but you can also get a hat (we have two of them already- they are superwarm) or sunglasses

How shall I spend my inheritance?

"Large saucepan of water"

What can help me to fall asleep quickly?

Should I let my DD wear Crocs to my wedding?

Wear what you want as long as it comfortable, clean and appropriate to the occasion you’re in. I feel a ballgown and tiara maybe a bit OTT for a trip to Tesco but if it’s clean and comfy and you can safely push the trolly in it go for it.

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If you found £20 lying on the pavement, would you hand it into the police station?

What can help me fall asleep quickly?

I tried…

Calling pretty much every day for 10 days straight
DMs on Twitter
Messages on Facebook
Email
I even showed up at Heathrow one morning as I live quite close!

What can help me to fall asleep quickly?

could you get some sort of plug on a timer?

How should we redecorate the living room?

If you found £20 lying on the pavement, would you hand it into the police station?

"You are a business, not a charity."

Will I lose weight if I only eat sausages?

How should we redecorate the living room?

Caramalised onions?

If you found £20 lying on the pavement, would you hand it into the police station?

"I honestly can't see why it's an issue and really wouldn't get worked up about it."

What characteristic in a DP is most important to you?