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I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

Any tips for motivating a lazy DH?

"At this age, if he's refusing the spoon, I'd give him something he can feed himself and just let him complain and smear it in his hair get on with it."

Should I change to a job that pays less but is more flexible?

Should I change to a job that pays less but is more flexible?

I can get in the car and drive a mile up the hill where I will get signal, but its ridiculous that I have to do that.

How old do you think I look?

How do I get over being dumped by my DP

There a new thing in settings where you can archive and it stays archived ( so won't keep popping up). Really useful. Go into archive, click on the 3 little dots in the top right, then into archive settings and flip the tog on 'keep chats archived'. Works a treat.

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AIBU to hate people who block the pavement chatting on their phones?

How old do you think I look?

probably a new graduate, fully qualified but not listed on the website yet.
No-one can sedate or prescribe without having their RCVS number. We have two at our practice . I wouldn't worry.

Why isn't my clematis flowering?
Sounds like a narcissist - go no contact

What plant is this in my garden?

Should I change to a job that pays less but is more flexible?

"It depends on the setting.

I read somewhere that thus first does have a naturist zone, and if these people were within it, they've done nothing wrong.

Naturism zones are fairly uncommon anyhow, I think reducing further wouid be a bit much"

How do I know if I'm going into menopause?

AIBU to hate people who block the pavement chatting on their phones?
I'm one of those saddos who gets irrationally annoyed if someone punches my elephant work mug!

What's the best piece of advice you've been given / can offer?

log it with 101
My neighbour wants me to provide her with unpaid wrap around child care for 6 years of primary school for her triplets. I work FT. How do I say no politely?

@WorriedWishingWell

log it with 101 My neighbour wants me to provide her with unpaid wrap around child care for 6 years of primary school for her triplets. I work FT. How do I say no politely?

We had a dominant hen who initially was okay but started tail pecking and drawing blood and wouldn’t modify her behaviour after time outs. The other hens became more and more aggressive so we slaughtered her. Everyone else soon calmed down and even with their current confinement are still playing nicely.

My neighbour wants me to provide her with unpaid wrap around child care for 6 years of primary school for her triplets. I work FT. How do I say no politely?

"She's probably a bit "undersocialised" - not your fault as pandemic gets in the way - so won't have been to visit many unfamiliar/scary places with you."

What's that noise coming from behind my fridge?

Oh sorry, a question....

I have a day off today and have no energy but should probably do something with my day. Should I motivate myself or give in to the sloth?

What's that noise coming from behind my fridge?

Could it be Slave to the Rhythm by Grace Jones?

What's that noise coming from behind my fridge?
To me it sounds bold, depraved, brazen.

What could I do to liven up the summer holidays?

What could I do to liven up the summer holidays?

"Cut her bush in cover of darkness"

How can I help my DS while he's teething?

How do I know if I'm going into menopause?

"it can go a bit dark/caramelised which may or may not suit"

When is the best time of day for a run?

How can I help my DS while he's teething?

He needs to go to the vet.

What should I have for dinner?

When is the best time of day for a run?

If it's in work time you are stuck with it and will just have to look on it as a work task you don't enjoy

What should I have for dinner?
Cabbages and Roses?

What shall I get ds to do, to earn his pocket money?

What shall I get DS to do, to earn some pocket money?

Maybe it will wash off in the rain, but that's not really the point. Kids should be taught that it's not ok to graffiti in the streets.

What shall I get DS to do, to earn some pocket money?

"putting a dash of vinegar in the boiling water"

What's the best way to break my sugar habit?

I have a day off today and have no energy but should probably do something with my day. Should I motivate myself or give in to the sloth?

Yes but only really for wild swimming.

Should I keep my eggs in the refrigerator?

What's the best way to break my sugar habit?

LTB

What are the chances DS10 goes to bed earlier tonight in preparation for going back to school on Wednesday?

Yes but only really for wild swimming I did think of it. But alas, the sloth took over.

What are the chances DS10 goes to bed earlier tonight in preparation for going back to school on Wednesday?

It is so so weird, and bad manners. However at least he ate the lasagne so he didn't go hungry. I'd let it go and adjust your expectations in future, ie lower them!

Should I keep my eggs in the refrigerator?

I put mine in the dishwasher.

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What's the best way to clean skirting boards?

What's the best way to clean skirting boards?

Set it on fire and move to another planet.

Will it be sunny tomorrow when we meet friends at the park?