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Come and play my made-up game

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 13/08/2021 20:44

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 27/02/2023 21:21

@35andThriving I like them both!

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 27/02/2023 21:24

What should I do to mark World Book Day?

40 bottles of red, 40 white & 70 Prosecco

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How can I make a good impression on a first date?

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35andThriving · 27/02/2023 21:49

I love this game, UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Grin

How can I make a good impression on a first date?

I don't know. Blow something up? Join the Women's Institute? Join the Women's Institute
then blow it up?

What are you hoping to get for Mother's Day?

BruceAndNosh · 27/02/2023 22:27

What are you hoping to get for Mother's Day?
40 bottles of red, 40 white & 70 Prosecco
😁

Q - does this count as cheating?

35andThriving · 27/02/2023 22:55

Q - does this count as cheating?

I think you really need to look at why you are bothered by this. It is not at all A Big Deal - or even a little deal - it's no deal

What would you do to impress your child's school?

35andThriving · 27/02/2023 22:56

Q - does this count as cheating?

I think you really need to look at why you are bothered by this. It is not at all A Big Deal - or even a little deal - it's no deal

What would you do to impress your child's school?

DatasCat · 27/02/2023 23:29

What would you do to impress your child's school?

What you need to do is go in to your DD's room in the dark with a torch and shine it suddenly under the mattress.

How do you not get offended by school cliques?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 28/02/2023 07:51

How do you not get offended by school cliques?

If you are going to confine them, they need a lot of space and a supply of green leaves and fresh grass as well as things to stimulate them and stop feather pecking and bullying

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I've been invited to a party that I don't want to attend. What's the best way to decline the invitation?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 28/02/2023 14:13

@BruceAndNosh
Definitely not cheating. Sounds like a great Mother's Day gift to me...enough to cover the morning at least. 🙂

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35andThriving · 01/03/2023 22:04

I've been invited to a party that I don't want to attend. What's the best way to decline the invitation?

honestly, don't respond at all.

IF she has the stupidity to ask you again about it, laugh in her face and say you didn't think she was being serious

What's the best thing about parenthood in your opinion?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 02/03/2023 19:27

What's the best thing about parenthood in your opinion?

Inviting stinking, slobbery beasts into your home. Bare anuses on your sofa

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What's the last thing you do before bed?

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35andThriving · 05/03/2023 14:36

What's the last thing you do before bed?

I bite big chunks out of the lumps of cheese in the fridge and leave teethmarks.

What's your favourite thing to do at the weekend?

35andThriving · 11/03/2023 20:19

Anyone want to play?

SquirryTheSquirrel · 11/03/2023 20:37

What's your favourite thing to do at the weekend?

skulking off making tutting noises or saying 'Ah, shit, sorry' and moving.

What's a more interesting alternative to the traditional Sunday roast?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 11/03/2023 21:39

What's a more interesting alternative to the traditional Sunday roast?

balls of matted fur from dogs inner thigh area

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I'm entertaining my MIL all day tomorrow. What should we do together?

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ComeTheFckOnBridget · 11/03/2023 21:47

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 11/03/2023 21:39

What's a more interesting alternative to the traditional Sunday roast?

balls of matted fur from dogs inner thigh area

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I'm entertaining my MIL all day tomorrow. What should we do together?

CHECK YOUR MOLES

Should I ask the guy I like out for a date?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 11/03/2023 22:54

Should I ask the guy I like out for a date?

I'm with the poster who'd rather drink bleach!!!!! I definitely wouldn't do it, but I can see why someone else might... Someone who has more energy than I do, anyway

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There are strange marks on my wooden floors. What might be causing them?

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SquirryTheSquirrel · 11/03/2023 23:21

There are strange marks on my wooden floors. What might be causing them?
mutant radioactive spiders rub their multiple willies on it

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What unusual gift could I get my mum for Mother's Day next week?

SquirryTheSquirrel · 12/03/2023 00:42

(Drunk & keep PMSL at: What's a more interesting alternative to the traditional Sunday roast? balls of matted fur from dogs inner thigh area Grin )

ComeTheFckOnBridget · 12/03/2023 00:43

SquirryTheSquirrel · 11/03/2023 23:21

There are strange marks on my wooden floors. What might be causing them?
mutant radioactive spiders rub their multiple willies on it

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What unusual gift could I get my mum for Mother's Day next week?

John Cleese

What in the name of God is tapping at my window?!

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 12/03/2023 09:13

What in the name of God is tapping at my window?!

enormous hideously giant breasts

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I'm trying to cut costs. What should I get rid of first?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 12/03/2023 09:18

SquirryTheSquirrel · 12/03/2023 00:42

(Drunk & keep PMSL at: What's a more interesting alternative to the traditional Sunday roast? balls of matted fur from dogs inner thigh area Grin )

@SquirryTheSquirrel I actually was about to use it for @35andThriving 's question about the weekend but you beat me to it (It was 'remove balls of...'.) I had to adapt, but I think it worked out better. 😁

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BruceAndNosh · 21/03/2023 14:32

I'm trying to cut costs. What should I get rid of first?
a thick creme patissiere filling with a dam of white chocolate ganache

Q- how do I dissuade all my family from using yards and yards of toilet paper for each visit to the loo? It's like having a family of mischievous Andre puppies!

SquirryTheSquirrel · 21/03/2023 16:55

Q- how do I dissuade all my family from using yards and yards of toilet paper for each visit to the loo? It's like having a family of mischievous Andre puppies!

Get a jet wash.

Jet wash all the piss and shit to their side of the garden, ideally under a window of theirs.

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What have you done to mark the start of spring today?

35andThriving · 21/03/2023 19:14

What have you done to mark the start of spring today?

...we climbed trees, played on the railway lines, made dens and played down the sewer tunnels.

What should I wear to parents' evening, tomorrow?

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