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Come and play my made-up game

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 13/08/2021 20:44

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

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35andThriving · 03/02/2023 23:17

Why is my cat such a dickhead?

Meh. We had the same argument we have everyday about him tidying his toys away but this time we both lost our temper.

Wasn't one of my finest moments but we will both live to see another day. And probably have the same argument tomorrow.

I need to make some extra money fast. What should I do?

RoxieLoxy · 03/02/2023 23:39

I need to make some extra money fast. What should I do?

I am well impressed with Soap and Glory's moisturiser and night cream. I have combo skin and the cheek area is very very thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 04/02/2023 06:52

What could be making my car smell funny?

I wonder if it's made from a collection of toe nails from one person or many.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hen parties getting out of control

What should I do about my sore feet?

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QueenOfThorns · 04/02/2023 09:31

What should I do about my sore feet?

Mince with taco spices, onions and peppers cooked as per packet

My yoghurt went out of date last week - can I still eat it?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 04/02/2023 10:12

My yoghurt went out of date last week - can I still eat it?

I have a friend who did exactly this, everyone thought she was bonkers but it's worked out well and she's very happy.

What's the first thing your DP does when you get home?

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PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 04/02/2023 10:18

My yoghurt went out of date last week, can I still eat it?

If you're happy with it, and it has coped well with the abuse that comes from having a horsey lifestyle

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I want to help my DP relax - recommend me some good massage techniques.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 04/02/2023 10:26

I want to help my DP relax - recommend me some good massage techniques.

If you have washed the area recently, let it all dry out before attempting anything else. Do you have any concrete floors?

What's the first thing your DP does when you get home?

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PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 04/02/2023 10:38

What's the first thing your DP does when you get home?

rolls in fox shit but hols obediently into the bath and just stands there while you wash him.

Should I let my husband install a TV in our bedroom?

BruceAndNosh · 04/02/2023 10:46

Should I let my husband install a TV in our bedroom?

You must have quite low self esteem to be even contemplating this. You are worth so much more. Say No and block them. You will feel much better.

Q - should I get a tattoo on my bum to celebrate my 60th birthday?

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 04/02/2023 11:12

Q - should I get a tattoo on my bum to celebrate my 60th birthday?

Not a thing in our family, but we didn't have a "gender" reveal or baby shower either. Not my cup of tea.

I did however get presented with a block of blue goats cheese as part of a picnic lunch

At nearly 50, do you think I am too old for long hair?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 04/02/2023 13:25

At nearly 50, do you think I am too old for long hair?

full-length: either “kissing” the floor or puddling. The chopped-off length always looks a bit unfinished/temporary

What are you supposed to be doing right now?

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35andThriving · 04/02/2023 14:51

What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Wiping bone-dry dishes as when they come out of the dishwasher before putting them away.

I've given up drinking and smoking. What should I do instead?

RoxieLoxy · 04/02/2023 18:07

I've given up drinking and smoking. What should I do instead?

I know nothing about belly dancing, but it's generally better to take the risk of trying new things - what do you really have to lose?

Why do I love cake so much?

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 04/02/2023 18:26

Why do I love cake so much?

You sound really uptight. You won’t change your plan. You won’t try new food. So you’d rather fight with your husband and waste a shit load of food because you’re so unable or unwilling to be slightly flexible.

Weird. Weird. Weird. I couldn’t live with someone like that

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I took in a huge parcel for my neighbour which is now cluttering up my hallway. What should I do?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 04/02/2023 18:51

I took in a huge parcel for my neighbour which is now cluttering up my hallway. What should I do?

Put it in the freezer and eat as and when you want.

What should I use to decorate my desk at work?

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RoxieLoxy · 04/02/2023 19:09

What should I use to decorate my desk at work?

I'd cover it with bark and then plant some bulbs in autumn to fill it in. They'll grow just fine through the bark.

What's the best thing you've bought recently?

BruceAndNosh · 04/02/2023 21:11

What's the best thing you've bought recently?
salads with lots of beans, lentils?

Please help me identify this actor I saw in Lidl Worthing yesterday

35andThriving · 04/02/2023 21:46

Please help me identify this actor I saw in Lidl Worthing yesterday

Don't know his name but one of those boys is a young David Brent lookalike! John?

How can I make housework more enjoyable?

RoxieLoxy · 04/02/2023 22:27

How can I make housework more enjoyable?

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

What's the best thing on TV at the moment?

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 04/02/2023 23:52

What's the best thing on television at the moment?

the clip of a parasite being extracted from a hornet

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 04/02/2023 23:54

Q - Should I become a vegetarian?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 05/02/2023 10:13

Should I become a vegetarian?

God no!! Never even heard of this as a thing til now. MN is an education.

Can you share any good activities for a hen do?

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PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 05/02/2023 10:53

Can you share any good activities for a hen do?

simple trip to the loo somewhere new

I want to be seen by my friends as a more cultured, intellectual person - any ideas how I can do this?

Breathmiller · 05/02/2023 12:08

I want to be seen by my friends as a more cultured, intellectual person - any ideas how I can do this?

pierced nipples and nose

How much will DH's car cost to get fixed?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 05/02/2023 12:34

How much will DH's car cost to get fixed?

5 billion is what they said it would cost

How can I make a good first impression at my new job?

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