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[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

What should I do with all these courgettes?!

Ours loved going to the beach, lunch in a pub garden or on the quayside, a swim in the pool, rock pooling … then they were tired and ready for bed.

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What does your cat do all day?

What's your best advice for dealing with a difficultsupervisor?
I Hide stuff.

It will keep her questioning her own sanity

What does your cat do all day?

Descales my kettle with a lemon.

How can I stop my baby crying?

@nestletoulouse

What does your cat do all day?

Descales my kettle with a lemon.

How can I stop my baby crying?

Ooh, do you think he'd teach my cats to do that?

She says she'll pencil it into her schedule 😋

How can I stop my baby crying?

you can record sound in decibels on your phone. I'd do that and present him with it

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Any tips for drying my hair without it going frizzy?

Any tips for drying my hair without it going frizzy?
Mine settles down and goes to sleep on the ironing board whenever I get it out.

What should I do on a UK holiday?

What should I do on a UK holiday?

Get yourself to the hospital straight away. They can give you medication. Good luck and let us know how you get on.

What ingredients do I need to make a decent gravy?

What ingredients do I need to make a decent gravy?

clay. Literally take a lump, roll it out into a fairly slim sausage, then pinch the two ends together so you have a loop, then pinch again in the middle so you have the outline of a heart. Flatten slightly if you want. We added family members names (one each). Leave to dry, and that's it.

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Help me politely decline a wedding invitation.

What ingredients do I need to make a decent gravy?
Breastmilk, Weetabix with whole milk and flaxseeds. A pear.

What does your engagement ring look like?

What ingredients do I need to make a decent gravy?

'Big fan of very dark chocolate spread with good crunchy peanut butter and sprinkled with sea salt. Sometimes I add whipped cream (from a bottle).'

I'm a bit worried to leave the house. Is it dace out there?

> > --> I'm a bit worried to leave the house. Is it safe out there?

Help me politely decline a wedding invitation.

'run! Go into hiding untill the whole awkward affair is over'

I'm a bit worried to leave the house. Is it safe out there?

No, but my cat has trained me really well - when she gives her special miaow, I know that I need to sit down immediately so she can get on my lap.

What's your morning skincare routine?

What does your engagement ring look like?

'sir david attenborough'

How can I break my nail-biting habit?

What's your morning skincare routine?

'Washing up liquid and water rubbed into stains before washing helps too. Use bio powder too'

My friend is a few minutes late to our dinner. What should I do?

My friend is a few minutes late to our dinner. What should I do?
Unfortunately female Syrians do tend to want lots of space.
The ideal for her would be a glass tank, 100x50cm or bigger in size.

What's happening in your house right now?

What's happening in your house right now?

we are in some kind of computer game- basically we are sims, being controlled by some kind of sociopathic alien.

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Where were you at midnight on Millennium Eve/Millennium morning?

Where were you at midnight on Millennium Eve/Millennium morning?
in a Convent, then I lost religion and found women and realised it was the wrong fit entirely!

What's the best piece of parenting advice you've been given?

How can I break my nail-biting habit?
occasionally eating socks

What's the best piece of parenting advice you've been given?

What's the best piece of parenting advice you've been given?
They are very friendly - train them with corn.

What do you put in a packed lunch?

What do you put in a lunchbox?
yoghurt infused with catnip

I want to move house as my neighbours are driving me round the bend! What's the most annoying thing your neighbours have ever done?

I want to move house as my neighbours are driving me round the bend! What's the most annoying thing your neighbours have ever done?
They can be noisy. One of mine has a loud squawk, the others are a bit clucky but not too loud. As well as egg laying they make a noise if they are spooked or annoyed. But it’s not usually for too long. And it’s during the day. Don’t hear them at all at night.

Give me some kitchen inspiration and ideas!

Give me some kitchen inspiration and ideas!
Don't open the oven until they are done - that makes them sink

What do you think of my tattoo?

What do you think of my tattoo?

'Dreadful I am so sorry, and an impossible situation to be in.'

What do you think my father would like as a birthday gift? He's so hard top shop for.