Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

How do you make your CV stand out when job hunting?

decorate it with studs.

What's the best meal you've ever eaten?

I don't make a habit of going around with my moth hanging open hoovering up bugs but ive definitely swallowed a few when out running.

Thinking of hiring a cleaner, what do I need to know?

Thinking of hiring a cleaner, what do I need to know?

'We were told it’s fine, as long as she knows who to phone in an emergency and can make herself something to eat and drink!"

I want to start a new hobby. Suggestions, please!

I want to start a new hobby. Suggestions, please!

turn everything on in the house so as much water as possible goes in sinks baths and showers

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What can I do to make sure I get a good night's sleep?

I want to start a new hobby. Suggestions, please!

I spent ages chucking spoons at someones car windscreen last night. I had a never ending supply of said spoons and just kept lobbing them at the couple in the car who were watching them bounce off the windscreen.

What can I do to make sure I get a good night's sleep?

What can I do to make sure I get a good night's sleep?

used to shit on my pillow. Crawl under the duvet and wee. I'd get in from work about 330am straight into bed.

When did you realise your dp was "the one"?

When did you realise your dp was 'the one'?

I caught him ripping the border plants to shreds (mock orange and sambuca nigra) and yesterday he completely desimated my kid's popcorn plants that they've grown from seed.

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What could be causing a sudden pain in my foot?

@35andThriving

What can I do to make sure I get a good night's sleep?

used to shit on my pillow. Crawl under the duvet and wee. I'd get in from work about 330am straight into bed.

When did you realise your dp was "the one"?

@35andThriving, this one is so wrong it's right!

Glad you like it, UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa.

Thanks for starting this thread. I've really enjoyed it.

What could be causing a sudden pain in my foot?

'trip every summer across Europe'

Why is my DP in a bad mood today?

@35andThriving

Glad you like it, UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa.

Thanks for starting this thread. I've really enjoyed it.

35andthriving, I'm so glad people are joining in! It has been very entertaining so far.

@35andThriving

I agreed....SALSA is the best threadstarter on MN...shes even won awards🏆🏆🏆

And she even is kind about my shortcomings!

Why is my DP in a bad mood today?
Ate a whole babyel cheese with the wax on. Had no idea until I had to pull the wax out of his bum.

I am looking for a new toy for my 7 year old, any recommendations?

[quote Sweetpea1532]@35andThriving

I agreed....SALSA is the best threadstarter on MN...shes even won awards🏆🏆🏆[/quote]
Aw, you put the 'sweet' in 'Sweetpea'. I'm building a shelf for my lovely awards. They come with prize money, right?

I am looking for a new toy for my 7 year old, any recommendations?

'Roast pumpkin, or soup is very nice'

I had a job offer, but I'm not sure whether to take it. How will I know it's right for me?

I had a job offer, but I'm not sure whether to take it. How will I know it's right for me?

you are committing to spending your life with the same small number of other women, eating three meals a day with them, spending recreation every day with them, working alongside them. You literally can’t get away from them. Other than visits from loved ones a few times a year, and people who drop by the parkour at set times to ask for prayers, these are the only people you will ever see again. I think you’d need excellent people and community living skills.

Have you ever considered sending your dc to boarding school?

Have you ever considered sending your dc to boarding school?

'holy shit, it was disturbing. It was the juxtaposition of the beautiful scenery and flowers and absolute horror behind the scenes.'

What are the downsides of living in a big city?

Have you ever considered sending your DC to boarding school?

We had a problem with the little blighters eating holes in the carpet.Tried everything but they still kept appearing. DH finally bought one of these blue light zapper things and the problem seems to have been solved.

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Where do you buy your work clothes from?

Where do you buy your work clothes from?

'Home and Bargain and Poundland are your friends here!'

What's your best advice for dealing with a difficult supervisor?

What are the downsides of living in a big city?

bears, if I remember aright, and a red squirrel enclosure. Definitely wild boar and wolves.

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I need inspiration for a fancy dress outfit - give me your best ideas and hacks!

What's your best advice for dealing with a difficult supervisor?

I have a power drill, an electric screwdriver, a power sander and a belt driven jig-saw. I use all of them.

What's your best advice for dealing with a difficult supervisor?
I have one of those. He's currently unconscious on the dining room table.

I need inspiration for a fancy dress outfit - give me your best ideas and hacks!

Cooked (slightly hefty) chicken breasts, slit, with Camembert, chives and garlic mashed inside. Wrapped with a bit of streaky bacon.

What should I do with all these courgettes?!