Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

How can I make my dinner guests feel comfortable?

Have you considered sex parties (such as Killing Kittens) or parties with a playroom (TG, Imaginarium, Sparkle Hard etc)?

How do I avoid my MIL on Christmas Day?

How do I avoid my MIL on Christmas Day?

'Just put a collar on her when she turns up.'

What's a good way to pass the time on a long drive?

How do I avoid my MIL on Christmas Day?

We go Crab fishing but we are not too far from the sea, one place we go to has a very nice basic cafe that sells Egg and Chips.

How can I get my teen up in time for school?

what's a good way to pass the time on a long drive?

My DH openly wanks and i havent got a problem with it. Can barely tell hes doing it tbh and he always cleans up after himself.

What is a quick meal to whip up for unexpected guests?

FatJan I didn’t understand the game at first and I was like...your husband does what on long drives 😂😂😂

How can I get my teen up in time for school?

'I play on an electric and have a juice bar to blast out the back ground music everyone loves it'

What can I do at a party if I'm really shy?

What is a quick meal to whip up for unexpected guests?

'making up those pot pourii bags. All day putting petals and dried oranges in a bag. Literally'

What can I do at a party if I'm really shy?

what can I do at a party if I am really shy

Tell everyone they can not stay, the awkward buggers won't go so they will be nice and friendly with you

My nighbours are been noisy what can i do ?

My neighbour sare being noisy..what can I do?

I always find that a spot of lawn mowing, or diy at 9am is the perfect payback for noisy late night neighbours gathering

What time is the opening day party on @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa new " mine only" thread?

@AlCalavicci & @Sweetpea1532, you have to answer with a quote from somewhere else on MN. That's the challenge of the game (some people on here are quite good at it).

My nighbours are been noisy what can i do ?

'I don’t believe that people need help with this kind of behaviour, they just need to grow the hell up.'

How can I get in shape quickly?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Hahahalol! I DID quote a previous thread, Salsa!.. I do realise that it wasn't a very good one because it was from a thread where the OP wanted advice on what to do with her CF noisy neighbours
I realised too late that my quote wasn't the least bit clever....

I have to apologise because I also messed up your other "question" thread by not asking you to answer a question about myself...I asked when was Boris going to comb his hair...of course, I could have said, "Salsa, when do I think Boris is going to comb his hair?" And then you could have cleverly answered when you knew I thought Boris was going to comb his hair.

I do seem to recall that I said I was kinda flattered that you thought I'd be able to post on your clever threads.....dyslexia I'm looking at you 😂
Oh well, I'll stop trying to be clever and will just sit back and enjoy the threads.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Boy, you're up early this morning! I see you've been kind and answered my Boris question anyway....2029 you say? ..I guess by then he'll need to be a good example for his teenaged son.

@Sweetpea1532, oh, I didn't realise it was an actual quote. Your advice was just too good! Carry on, carry on.

How can I get in shape quickly?

How can I get in shape quickly?

If OP is trimming 3-4 times a year, a tickle on green growth is probably all she needs.

How do I get my own home as tidy and clean as this holiday home I'm in?

How do I get my own home as tidy and clean as this holiday home I'm in?

"Fire up the PS4 and indulge the teenage girl that still lives inside by playing the original Resident Evil game."

Bored of our usual weekday meals, can anyone inspire me with a new recipe?

Bored of our usual weekday meals, can anyone inspire me with a new recipe?

'a taxidermy dog in a dog carrier'

Why is my friend mad at me?

How do I get my own home as tidy and clean as this holiday home I'm in?

DS1 has cream leather. He cleans it every week. No one is allowed in it if they’re dirty, you can’t eat or drink in there either.

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Recommend me something relaxing to listen to on the radio.

Why is my friend mad at me?

Singing drunk and off to get some chips before the train home, ok. Throwing up, starting a fight, pissing himself; not ok.

Why is my friend mad at me?

How late did you stay up last night and were they drinking alcohol? This would make a difference

(oops, sorry for cross post, will leave Squirry’s q to be answered)

Recommend me something relaxing to listen to on the radio

Whale song , or if you fancy something even more relaxing , try whale lullabies.

How many slices of chees on toast is acceptable for lunch ?

How many slices of chees on toast is acceptable for lunch ?

'175 per person per day'

How can I tell if my date is attracted to me?

How can I tell if my date is attracted to me?

Oh, what a super boy!

Presumably he’s already had a wee in your suitcase though, as is traditional in these circumstances?

How do you make your cv stand out when job-hunting?

How many slices of cheese on toast us acceptable for lunch?

I've cut my intake to between 1500-1600. I eat 3 meals a day and a snack if I've got time. It's doable

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What's the best meal you've ever eaten?