Advice please! More random the better

[HeidiHoNeighbour]

I’m bored and waiting for a delivery

Give me some advice on anything and everything.
Please so bored....

Never google Dragon Butter.

Also DO NOT google blue waffles

@FlibbertyGiblets

I did...

Always speak with the spirits of a house before you buy it. Explain your intentions, reassure them you mean no harm, and tell them firmly to make any objections known right at that moment, because you don't expect to hear from them later.

If going on to a television quiz show, revise South America and the Periodic Table.

@FlibbertyGiblets

Never google Dragon Butter.

Oh my god!

It's actually perfectly fine and healthy to go to bed 'on an argument'. A bit of space is far better than staying up fighting. I'd like to fucking wipe that useless piece of advice from the human conscious tbh.

@Hailtomyteeth

Always speak with the spirits of a house before you buy it. Explain your intentions, reassure them you mean no harm, and tell them firmly to make any objections known right at that moment, because you don't expect to hear from them later.

In front of the estate agent?

Oh god what is dragon butter? I daren’t look

@TheWristBoundLatexBitch

That’s weird

You're eating far too much. 1000 calories is enough for anyone.

I find if I talk out loud to spirits everywhere, people fuck off and leave me alone.

It’s great!

My biggest and best generic advice? Get life insurance and a will.

The piece of advice I wish I’d listened to first time round? Find a hairdresser you like and stick with them. I’ve spent hundreds over the years just trying hairdressers closer to where I live now and being unhappy instead of just driving the extra 20 minutes to stick with the one that knows my hair and style best!

It doesn't matter how nice the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of the bathroom smelling your fingers.

@merryhouse

I agree but only if you are under 4ft

Nibble nuts not cake

Ffs curiosity killed the cat

You can have amazing sex with someone, and it doesn’t mean you are spiritually connected.

@AtlasPine

Does that apply if the nuts are in the cake?

@RickOShay

Totally agree

Write the names of people in pencil on the reverse of very old photographs while there are still family alive who know who those people are.

My parents didn't do this, and now they're gone, I have a load of b/w photos of my ancestors I can't identify, and no-one to ask.

Carbolic soap is cheap as fuck and the absolute business

@expectopelargonium

I have the same with photos.
I suppose everyone just thinks they’ll always be someone to tell.
It’s sad that there isn’t.

When helping your children with their badge work for Rainbows/Beavers/Brownies/Cubs... Remember who has to see the blasted things onto the uniform.

Really good advice, expectopelargonium. I'd add, write down some family stories, recipes etc while you can. I mean by talking to older relatives. We lost so much family history with our grandparents, and I'll forever regret that.