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ADs teach twisted lyrics to their pet tortoise

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BogRollBOGOF · 11/03/2021 22:33

Crawling back to normality slightly slower than a tortoise taking the scenic route...

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FatLadySang · 26/03/2021 20:14

Ps. I love a lemon, lime and bitters.... god, I miss travelling.

AcornAutumn · 26/03/2021 20:28

Didn't think it a good idea to link the consultation in the Other Place but not sure. The prospect of the pub asking for details might wake some up. I dunno.

BogRollBOGOF · 26/03/2021 23:10

Had a busy day doing the virtual version of an annual event I do. It was cancelled outright last year, too early into lockdown to re-jig the format, initially postponed and then cancelled. Really not the same at all, but fun in its own way as I had no expectations and some of the sessions were a good laugh. My usual friends joined in and we did a video call over lunch. Went to my friend's to do my last session as it wasn't going to be viable in my house with the DCs getting into the weekly zoom activity row.

It's been good to have a busy, active day. Novelty!

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MercyBooth · 26/03/2021 23:13

Its all kicking off again in Bristol again tonight.

justasking111 · 26/03/2021 23:14

@MercyBooth

Its all kicking off again in Bristol again tonight.
I saw, knuckle dusters, looking for trouble sigh
AcornAutumn · 26/03/2021 23:18

I always wanted brass knuckles!

Furries · 27/03/2021 03:19

@AcornAutumn

Oh I forgot to say

I mentioned Texas and guns earlier

To be clear, I am not against guns at all. I thought in the past that perhaps too much was allowed for individuals who could make do with one handgun on their property

Still don't know what I think re open carry

But now I realise, you do need weapons in case the government turn on you and I feel a real fool for not thinking of that before.

I’m really confused by this. Do you really mean that you think everyone should be able to carry a gun, anywhere in the world, in case govt turns on you?

What about all the trigger happy idiots that’s likely to induce?

The UK is screwed up, no doubt about that. But add in “legal” gun laws, it would get a whole lot worse here.

If I’ve misunderstood your post then apologies.

Worldgonecrazy · 27/03/2021 07:20

The government have shown they don’t need guns to control us. I think the gun laws in the U.K. are about right. The problem in the US is there is no requirement to keep guns secure so they can be grabbed during arguments etc. Also the mondset is very different. In the auK we don’t buy guns for defence, we buy them for sport.

Curlygirl06 · 27/03/2021 10:56

I don't drink (I did before I was old enough, then stopped!) However, I sometimes think I should start.

justasking111 · 27/03/2021 13:58

We have had the merest relaxation of rules guidance this weekend, MN is going nuts, people so absolutely terrified this weekend, it really is heartbreaking. My family in China where it was brutal would be amazed by this. They are saying people who go out now deserve to die karma... its just surreal.

Mental health is really fucked now.

ISaySteadyOn · 27/03/2021 14:15

Can you remind me what rules are being relaxed if any?

As to guns in the States, I believe people have them to prevent people coming into their houses. That's a different problem than we have where we want to go OUT.

bakingcupcakes · 27/03/2021 18:10

I don't actually know what rules are being relaxed but I think in England the stay at home order finishes on the 29th.

I have essentially given up. I sat in my parents house this afternoon and made my own coffee in their kitchen (I washed my hands first) and I've been in 2 friends houses this week as well. None of them are my actual bubble. I'm past caring. Judging by the amount of cars parked/noise etc a lot of others feel the same.

AcornAutumn · 27/03/2021 18:36

@bakingcupcakes

I don't actually know what rules are being relaxed but I think in England the stay at home order finishes on the 29th.

I have essentially given up. I sat in my parents house this afternoon and made my own coffee in their kitchen (I washed my hands first) and I've been in 2 friends houses this week as well. None of them are my actual bubble. I'm past caring. Judging by the amount of cars parked/noise etc a lot of others feel the same.

God I am so jealous of people who have people who will do this.

Sorry, I hope that doesn't sound awful.

Buzzinwithbez · 27/03/2021 18:51

6 people from different households outside
Or two households if it adds to more than 6.
So a family of seven could meet another family of seven.
This includes in private gardens. Much debate in the other place about whether this means 6 in the garden in addition to the grumpy teenagers who never leave their bedroom anyway, whether you can use the loo or have to use the compost heap, whether you can walk thru a house to access the garden etc... I'll be translating it in the free-est possible way.

Stay at home rule goes. People now don't need a reasonable excuse to be outside. There should be no further arguments about how far is too far...hurray!
Some debate about whether people can visit their second homes. I think yes, since there's now nothing to stop you being out overnight. Some in the other place saying, rather predictably a patronising please don't. Sadly self contained holiday accommodation is not open until April 12.

And that's it. It's still a bit shit.

blobby10 · 27/03/2021 19:13

My DD has made an illicit/illegal trip home for the weekend - last weekend before her big brother deployed to Mali. It’s lovely having two out of three babies home! Number three is home for Easter 😁😁

flower11 · 27/03/2021 19:43

Saw this in the wild today on our further than allowed until Monday walk.

ADs teach twisted lyrics to their pet tortoise
MrsEWeatherwax · 27/03/2021 19:53

I can’t wait until Monday, to be able to make my DF a cup of tea and some cake and let him eat in garden will be lovely, I think he will visit every day. Have sad, such a little thing to be excited about.
Will have to be warmer before my DM will join us in her garden.
I am going to go out everyday just for the hell of it. Plus driving the car, I get some alone timeBlush. I do love them but god I want to be alone.

ISaySteadyOn · 27/03/2021 20:02

@flower11

Saw this in the wild today on our further than allowed until Monday walk.
Wow. I am very very sorry for the poor child. However, that is excellent activism, I think.
Taswama · 27/03/2021 20:36

Just re-checking in as I'd lost you lovely lot.

AcornAutumn · 27/03/2021 21:36

I have resorted to rewatching It's A Sin to cheer me up. I mean yes, it's brilliant and nostalgic but...

Today I told off mum for asking, yet again, if anyone was coming to see me. She's 82 so I politely asked if she was genuinely forgetting.

She said "no, i haven't forgotten, I just really thought they'd change their minds. Do they know how bad you are feeling?"

But no one wants to be the charity case do they?

smallandimperfectlyformed · 27/03/2021 21:56

Oh AcornAutumn that's hard. I am sorry that this is happening to you, it isn't nice at all Flowers

BogRollBOGOF · 27/03/2021 22:32

We're off for an illicit walk with friends tomorrow, a greater victory than it sounds. It's a day early to breach rule da six and be mutually unlocal, but given that they wouldn't meet until they really processed that the kids were about to return to school imminently at the end of August, it is actually some social victory.

It was so frustrating last summer when friends didn't have the time/ inclination to meet up when they could, and just mind crushingly lonely (yet totally under-relaxed by 24/7 family life). I do feel for you Acorn.
Life hasn't exactly been rock and roll in recent months but I have generally had someone willing to walk or run with weekly since the Nov lockdown, and while it's not much, it has spared the vestiges of my sanity.

I was headbanging into a chair with desperate lonliness back last June. Fuck knows how I've plodded on since then. At that point I hadn't had any quality face to face external social contact (other than bumping into aquaintences on bloody walks which had become rarer since May) in 3 months.

I really just have to keep focusing on the easing of restrictions. Over the winter, my mental focus was on making it through until now. I'm trying not to get drawn down rabbit holes of what's going on in the bigger picture. There is crap being buried away while we're distracted and it's such a fine line between blissful ignorance and self-preservation.

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AcornAutumn · 27/03/2021 22:40

Bog - sorry to hear you were in the same boat

I lost a few friends last summer but wasn't expecting more, or that people would get more scared.

Agree re the self preservation line.

MercyBooth · 28/03/2021 00:41

Just seen a thread in AIBU about WFH causing more obesity. Bit fucking late to be worried about that one year in.
Im assuming the feeling dehumanized, being uncomfortable in a mask , being gaslighted and psychologically abused by the Government , the goalpost moving , the feeling like a scruffy tramp, and knowing that others arent facing the same restrictions because #oneruleforthem is the perfect atmosphere and motivation for eating healthily and weight loss. Wow who knew Hmm

BogRollBOGOF · 28/03/2021 00:53

In my case it's the spending far too much bloody time in the house and less time out and about, too busy to pick at the food cupboards and still not up to my usual levels of finctionsl walking. I'm hoping that balances up a bit better after 12th April.

Plus not being arsed to go to the supermarket to buy fresh food so frequently, or braving a top-up shop because masks.

The lack of new years resoultions/ lent lifestyle changes were telling. Too little willpower left for more privations and reducing littlr pleasures.

I'm working at the fitness. Running mileage is back up to where it was when this all began, but my poor body is shifting more weight and while my flexibility is never good, it's pretty appalling at present.

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