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ADs teach twisted lyrics to their pet tortoise

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BogRollBOGOF · 11/03/2021 22:33

Crawling back to normality slightly slower than a tortoise taking the scenic route...

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4173705-ADs-picnic-in-the-park-with-Twinkle-the-Tortoise

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AcornAutumn · 28/03/2021 02:18

I'm removing weight painfully slowly

But I avoid the shops so veg runs out...then that's it for as long as I can avoid the shops. Probably a much higher level of salt in me than usual.

MercyBooth · 28/03/2021 02:42

@AcornAutumn Flowers I really dont think the grand re opening is going to be the rip roaring success the Government think it will

bakingcupcakes · 28/03/2021 08:00

@AcornAutumn That doesn't sound awful at all. I feel so lucky that I've discovered some like-minded friends. A fair few are school mum's who up until September I'd barely spoken too. As our kids mix daily in class we don't see a lot of difference to then meeting outside of it also. Their kids also attended as key worker kids through this lockdown the same as mine. The biggest improvement for me has been my parents letting us in. DS was so happy yesterday. He actually said it was his best afternoon in ages. All he did was sit next to my dad at the table and draw pictures with him while we chatted and drank coffee. He hasn't done that since the start of 2019.

I've got the opposite worry about my weight to quite a few on here. Mine is going too far the other way. I'm the thinnest I've been since long before DS was born and I blame covid. Having no one to eat with means I'm getting away with fasting in a way I wouldn't have before. I feel like things have improved massively since I've started losing and that it'll all go tits up if I stop or gain. The stuff about increased risk from covid if you're fat hasn't helped. It's just pushed me further down a route I've already been down. I know it isn't healthy or normal. I'm pinning all my hopes on normality coming back and these intrusive thoughts going away. I can't tell anyone what I'm doing because most of them have put up with this crap from me for years (a long time ago) and I don't think they'd have the patience to deal with it again.

bakingcupcakes · 28/03/2021 08:02

*start of 2020. Somehow I seem to have doubled the length of the pandemic. Grin

ISaySteadyOn · 28/03/2021 10:23

It feels like it's been longer than it has, doesn't it?

@AcornAutumn, if you can handle a rather nerdy type, my offer still stands and will for as long as you want. Flowers

TrustTheGeneGenie · 28/03/2021 10:29

It feels like it's been forever. I barely remember what "normal" feels like.

TabbyStar · 28/03/2021 10:42

We're not entirely normal, but not far off. We're not doing big gatherings but are doing small groups, so I forget other people are still being strict. And I get to swim tomorrow, which is great because my back's fucked. It's sad walking through town though with shops closed, some completely gone.

justasking111 · 28/03/2021 11:21

Reading other threads there's a feeling of fear at rules being eased. Rather like a comfort blanket people are hanging onto the rulz because it feels safe. We really have messed up people's minds.

AcornAutumn · 28/03/2021 11:48

ISay I really appreciate that. I'm such a water fountain at the moment, it's not really great to meet new people in that state but I really appreciate the offer x

ISaySteadyOn · 28/03/2021 11:55

I find, sometimes, even if I am not up to things, knowing the offer is there helps. Maybe you are the same.Smile

DS is currently trying to find me a rainbow 🌈 planet in the game he is playing. And my garden is green. It is not so bad now.

AcornAutumn · 28/03/2021 12:05

@ISaySteadyOn

I find, sometimes, even if I am not up to things, knowing the offer is there helps. Maybe you are the same.Smile

DS is currently trying to find me a rainbow 🌈 planet in the game he is playing. And my garden is green. It is not so bad now.

It definitely helps xx
MercyBooth · 28/03/2021 17:59

Somehow I seem to have doubled the length of the pandemic

Nah. Thats the Government who has done that.

ISaySteadyOn · 28/03/2021 18:03

Good point.

Parenting question: how can I become more firm? I think my DC need it but I am a naturally self effacing person so I find it difficult.

CruCru · 28/03/2021 19:33

Re being more firm - I think that you just need to believe that the children are going to comply. I now count to three in a loud, confident way (not my idea, I read it in French Children don’t throw food) and then allow myself to get cross.

I am much firmer than my mother (who considered us getting dressed on the weekend to be a real achievement) but much less firm than other mothers I know.

BogRollBOGOF · 28/03/2021 19:49

@ISaySteadyOn

Good point.

Parenting question: how can I become more firm? I think my DC need it but I am a naturally self effacing person so I find it difficult.

Be clear about your purpose and its point. If you have your own conviction about that it helps.

I tend to deal with natural consequences where applicable. Otherwise it's loss of tech allowence to make the point. I don't go nuclear, it doesn't help either party. Last summer, the darlings deleted the parental controls app on my phone so that was a week's tech ban, but for everyone's sanity they could earn a restricted allowence back with chores so that gave them a bit more incentive to behave until the ban ended.
I do listen and compromise, but there is justification of this (or refusal of).

One great thing I learned in teaching was don't get distracted by secondary behaviour. Stick to the initial point.
Sometimes you have to wait for them to be calm and rational again. Esp true for DS1. In those cases he goes to his room to calm down. He might need food/ drink (esp post school) and we discuss the behaviour when he has calmed down. If he flares up again, it's back to his room again which can take a few attempts.

Sometimes DH and I play good cop/ bad cop (importantly this does change and is not a fixed rolè) and it does help reach a compromise without either side "giving up"

It's tough, we wing it, but we have boundaries that work for us. Importantly the DCs cope with boundaries elsewhere too!

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BogRollBOGOF · 28/03/2021 19:54

We also have to be quite specific with the DCs. They also need a lot of coaching in how to do stuff. "You have 30 minutes to tidy your bedroom" would over whelm them (actually DM never taught me how to tidy, and strangely shoving it under the bed until I got disteacted by something I found never hit the goal Grin ) Things have to be broken into stages, put your clothes in the laundry box, then gather the books and put them on the shelves. Lots of 2 min stages.
"Get dressed. TO YOUR SOCKS!" or they end up loafing on their beds in pants and a t-shirt wondering why they have ranting parents Grin

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Taswama · 28/03/2021 20:13

Lots of fantastic advise there Bogroll .

DS2's bed needed changing yesterday. I'd asked him and it was always later. So I stripped it myself and told him to make it before his bath. He was getting distracted, so I gave him 5 minutes or I did it for a fee. That helped.

BogRollBOGOF · 28/03/2021 20:27

"When... then..." is another good one.
"When you have tidied your floor, then I can vacuum it"
"When you are in pajamas, then I can read you your story"

And while.
"While I serve your dinner, I need you to clear your place at the table"

Thank rather than please too.

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MrsEWeatherwax · 28/03/2021 20:47

Was reading about Long COVID and loads of the symptoms, sound like the menopause. So I might going through the menopause or I might have long COVID who knows.

bakingcupcakes · 28/03/2021 20:48

@ISaySteadyOn

Good point.

Parenting question: how can I become more firm? I think my DC need it but I am a naturally self effacing person so I find it difficult.

I'm not very good at firm. However, I've started saying 'Thank you' rather than 'Please' when I want DS to do something and that seems to work better. Like the assumption is that he's going to do it where as with please it's like a request so he could opt out.
bakingcupcakes · 28/03/2021 20:52

@MrsEWeatherwax

Was reading about Long COVID and loads of the symptoms, sound like the menopause. So I might going through the menopause or I might have long COVID who knows.
Yeah, there was a thread on the other place today about night sweats being a symptom of long covid. I've started to get those over the last few months. Now as far as I'm aware I've never had covid and I think it's more likely to be perimenopause but you never know...Grin
ISaySteadyOn · 28/03/2021 21:17

Thanks everyone. Very helpful as usual 👍🙂

Stratfordplace · 28/03/2021 21:36

Boris has been banging on about getting a haircut and a pint. Not for another fortnight he isn’t and not before Easter.

I won’t be rushing out tomorrow I really can’t see the point until anything is open.

On another note I visited two Covid testing stations this week for tests. Both so empty and desolate. One was also a vaccine centre as well and no one was going in.

I had a test in February and despite testing centre being vast, guess what, that was empty too.
I’m in a really densely populated area as well.

justasking111 · 28/03/2021 22:36

Holyhead did 995 covid tests yesterday, they found 11 positive, now I can't recall the false positive stats but with that many tests I bet there's some