This house listing on rightmove...

[Bobida]

Aside from the slightly acquired decorative taste... wtf is with them sneaking their tea set (or part of it) into as many pictures as possible? bonus points when it’s photographed with muffins or a cheese board...

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86202511#/

That is hilarious! Someone is obviously trying to sell a “lifestyle”

Must be a MN trying to get her house on a property porn thread.

I'm surprised they didn't pop it on the top step or the driveway .

The wonky muffin is a bit irritating though.

Do you think it comes with the house?

The ghostly Victorian child painting in one of the bedroom fireplaces is creepy!

I hate “arty” house photos where it’s close ups of furniture or ornaments. They’re not bloody staying!

Still it distracts you from the shit decor I guess!

I'm also concerned that there's a touch of 1980s stylee Poirot going on in one of the bathrooms!

@megletthesecond

I'm surprised they didn't pop it on the top step or the driveway .

I really, really want to photoshop it in now

I really wish they have managed to get it in every photo! Tea in the bathroom anyone? Love the cheese board too!

Quite surprised not to see the tea-tray balanced at a jaunty angle on the loo seat

It looks like the brochure for an old B&B. I was disappointed there wasn't a picture of a child on a trike on that long corridor with the red carpet.

I half expected the picture of the front door to have the tea set in it.

Oh god it’s brilliant. Like Where’s Wally in Bone China.

Am irrationally angry about the photos it’s not in...

Apart from the creepy staircase behind the door in photo 36 , that house is bloody gorgeous !

Fireplace in the hallway !

What a gorgeous house from the outside!

Definitely haunted. Nope

I'd put my back out trying to reach the toilet paper where that loo with the wooden seat is. Its so narrow too, like having a wee in a railway corridor!

I admit to magnifying all of the pics to find the teacup. Sad when not found.

(I could not help wondering how they'd cope if they got fleas.... All those fabrics!

What do they imagine is added by pointless close up photos of bits of furniture (and the teaser) and frustrating glimpses of rooms through half open doors? None of that is ever going to induce me to buy a house.

That is stunning!

It's hideously decorated, however I am now planning to make muffins tomorrow
The cakes are the tastiest thing about it but with the right decor it could be beautiful but still not for me.

It did feel like that tea set was following around the house - that and the haunting eyes of that creepy child in the fireplace painting in photo 29 that WonkyCactus already mentioned.

So many fireplaces, so many things that look awkward to clean, and it looks like one toilet looks out on the garden that has the naked statue in it -- gotta have some bollocks to look at while shitting (then awkwardly turning around for toilet paper).

Picture 35 I’m disappointed there’s not a little boy on a tricycle!

I wonder if it is their teaset, or the Estate Agent or photographer's prop?

I can see the design concept meeting back at the office:

'But how would you sum up the ESSENCE of this property? If it were an animal, what animal would it be? If it were a flavour, what flavour would it be? I'm thinking...teaset!!!'

Hello the 80's want their frilly pelmets back.....

I'll wait for you lot in the dining room, at least you can get a proper drink in there