Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Your back garden. It is lockdown, after all.

Will we see the sun today?

If you're on Mars.

Would you sign up to settle another planet?

No but I would visit the Spoon family on Button Moon as they're Covid free.

What does Mr Spoon do his in downtime from being an astronaut?
And does Mrs Spoon have a job?

He makes dusters as Mrs Spoon ‘does’ for the Clangers.

If Bagpuss could get rid of the pink stripes, what would he prefer instead?

He would prefer a nice avocado salad for his supper.

What are you having for dinner tonight?

Kibble. The dog next door fancied my chips and egg.

If eggs were square would chickens bother laying?

I'm not I have had my tea
Did pootle flump grow up to be a decent kind flump?

They did but Perkin and Posy had to disappear due to an unfortunate event with the fake sheik.

Where did they eventually find Jamie’s magic torch?

In Harry,s bucketful of Dinosaurs
Where Did George and Geoffrey etc retire too?

Inside Bungle. I refuse to say who was top or bottom.

Did zippy get probation?

No they just permanently zipped him up
Did Rod ,Jane and Freddie live happily ever after ?

According to local legend and a shortage of pampas grass at their local garden centre, it would seem so.

How handy did andypandy get?

We'll put it this way Bill and Ben won't entertain him alone .....
What's through the round window?

Andypandy’s little andypandy. It is the little round window in a windmill in old Amsterdam though.

Has Hamble found her fashion sense yet?

Yes - she asked Gok for some advice. There's a spread in Hello next week.

What time will I eventually fall asleep tonight?

Yes she's chief stylist for the first Met Gala post Covid & is currently job sharing with Anna Wintour at US Vogue.

What are the Wombles up too?

You are asleep & dreaming. MN is just a dream.

Now what are the Wombles up to?

Practicing for this year's Tennis Tournament
Have post man pat and fire man sam.ever met?

Postman Sam is a new up-and-coming cartoon, where Pat and Sam swap jobs.

Did anyone see the post that got deleted?

No
Why would someone post about keto diets on our thread?

Because they think the Wombles, Bagpuss & the Spoon Family are overweight especially the Spoons & also want to entice us into an MLM hun

If a the Badgers had been the crew on the Titanic discuss?

They would have seen the iceberg much sooner and would have had more life boats
Did Rose ever really love Jack or was she just infatuated ?

Off her face on eeees and whizz - she’d have never have looked at him else.

Do you think she ate the Heart of The Ocean due to munchies rather than dropped it?

She didn't realise she was in the ocean as she was clearly off her face on E,s and whizz?
Did Zammo ever learn just to say No?