Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Spring 2022. We won't have spring this year, we'll skip straight to summer.

Okay, how come I can't believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not butter? bonus points if you get the reference

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!
How long will my nice new cutlery set last before they all migrate into ds1 room?

He's turned a corner actually, and he will never take a plate, cup or utensil into his room again. Saying that, he won't actually touch a plate, cup or utensil ever again. He will eat off the countertop.

Question - tell me what you think about me?

@bearlyactive I think you’re a thoroughly decent sedentary furry beastie, for keeping us all occupied

Question: when will I see you again?

When the Badgers decide the world is safe enough
What is the most ridiculous purchase you have got from Amazon in the last 12 months?

@x2boys

When the Badgers decide the world is safe enough What is the most ridiculous purchase you have got from Amazon in the last 12 months?

Don't be daft!! You can't buy from the Amazon... it's not fair on the wildlife for one, think of the parrots!

Why have I spent the day in bed?

Because bed has now become your world and you will never moved from it
What amazing thing shall I do tomorrow?

Put a bikini on & jump on your bicycle & then ride round your village/town/area singing "Doh a deer a female deer, Ray a drop of golden sun......."
That will definitely cheer everyone up/get you on the evening news/arrested.

Should I retrain as a Nun?

Oh definitely you will be Mother Superior in no time
Why is my new phone font a funny colour?

You've spilt food colouring on it, clumsy!

How come my oven doesn't magically turn itself off to stop me burning my scones?

The new radioactive ones do, I can only imagine you're using gas or electric.

Why was it so snowy today?

Because you live in the Arctic and it's winter!
Where do the polar bears go in the summer?

They turn into brown bears. When the snow comes back, they become polar bears again.

Does the term "polar opposites" have anything to do with polar bears?

Yes.

Talking of opposite when will Kim & Kanye do a Liz Taylor/Richard Burton & get married again to each other?

When he buys her a massive diamond ring
Vaccine today ,which one will I get?

The chicken pox vaccine, there's word of a pandemic on the horizon.

Can anyone suggest how to cook a chicken?

You know how to whistle, don't you, Triple You just put your lips together and blow.
That's the best way to cook a chicken especially a MN chicken?

Is there a MN prawn & how many meals can you get out of it & what are they?

A full prawn? That would have me stuffed for a week!
Is Mumsnet broken?

Yep... this thread has broken it...

How come this thread has managed to evade the Fun Police for so long?

They're too busy arguing on the AIBU & Coronavirus threads about parking, neighbours, vaccines, lack of diagrams & how often Kim KW washes her towels & did that cause the break up & did Kanye really leave the washing out to be darked on.

Why am I so upset about the Kim & Kanye divorce? (Anyone would think that they're my parents)

Because they are actually your parents 😳
When will they mend mumsnet?

It'll all be fixed by midnight, I'm HEAD OF IT for MN, I have a team of gremlins and minions on it right now.

If you have lasagne, pizza, and sweet chilli chicken in the fridge, what would you eat for dinner?

I'd actually have a bottle of Rose Cava for tea instead then everything else for midnight snacks!

Guess what I'm having for tea? 🤣

Grilled nettles on a Bed of salt and pepper.

Why has it been so warm today?

Global warming and due to lockdown it's July did you not know? Off to the beach you go!
Where should I holiday?