Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Que?
Basilllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you lived in the same cul de sac as Victor Meldrew, Terry & June, George & Mildred, The Trotters, The Browns, Hyacinth & Basil Fawlty what would life be like?

I wouldn’t socialise with them. I consider myself above that. Love, Margo Leadbetter.

Do you live the Good Life?

Yep. Back in a sec, Geraldine has just escaped...

Who names a goat Geraldine? Seriously?

Well it goes better than Bertha tbf
Do Tom and Jerry get on in real life ?

Can't say - both Paul Eddington and Richard Briers are dead.

What animal suits the name Bertha?

A Praying Mantis

What would you call your newborn Badger?

Bodger

Will my new "virtual singalong" thread take off like this one?

Badgers don't like singing. You should start a virtual orchestra instead.

What instruments does a virtual orchestra need?

Spoons & maracas

What song should @bearlyactive sing when she goes on The Voice?

Paradise by the dashboard light
Which judge would pick @bearlyactive for their team?

Mary Berry I'm a better baker than I am singer

Who's that behind the mask?

Donald Trump as a big water melon singing I did it my way
Bed time?

Are you kidding? I may have retired from the karaoke thread for tonight, but the night is still young!

Have I succeeded in bringing back some party atmosphere in preparation for bars and nightclubs opening?

No I want a story first!

Can @bearlyactive sing the story please?

Yes absolutely remember the Hofmeister beer ads & "follow the bear" well we'll all be "follow that @bearlyactive"

Story please?

Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after
Will school reopening go to plan ?

Only if children are allowed to go to school in their pyjamas and teachers aren't required to brush their hair or wear anything other than loungewear

It's afternoon of the first day out of lockdown, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, you get to your bar of choice but there are people GATHERING in GROUPS... what do you do?

I get my tape measure out to check they are all complying with the rule of six.

What are the birds singing?

Wannabe by the Spice Girls (which didn't go down well on the thread last night)

Will the singalong thread be revived any time today?

At wine o clock

Is wine o clock before or after Pimm's o clock

They start at the same time around noon. Some folk are multi tasters & do both at the same time.

Can I go to bed or is nearly 10am too early? I've been up over an hour & am really tired.

Multi taskers!

Yes it was far to early to go to bed as you shouldn't have got out of bed untill the weekend
Is Chesney Hawkes still the one and only ?

No, there's a Chesney Eagles as well.

Did Boris mean June 21st 2021 or 2022?

He's actually got very confused as he's got his dates mixed up & it's 21st June 2022 that him & Carrie should be getting married. Originally the wedding was for 21st June this year until pesky Madame Covid put her oar in things.
Lockexit was supposed to be 21 Aug 2021 but now Boris has booked the wedding for that day as he's very confused!

Are all viruses female as they seem a bit more intelligent/capable/organised/multi-tasking than the average male?