Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Foxtrot and The Merengue
Is Joe Biden enjoying being President?

I’m sure he would enjoy eating president butter.

Does he actually know he is the president?

Yes but when he went for the inauguration he just thought he was being made President of the Golf club and thought Jill was being a bit Ott having his best suit cleaned ,it was a bit of a shock for him being handed the keys to the white House.
What time will my Amazon delivery arrive ?

It's here at my house

What's up with my cat, she's moaning meowing non stop yet everything I do isn't right or good enough?

She is disapproving of your Amazon parcel stealing ways.

My child thinks I'm boring... How can I be less boring?

Switch off your TV set and do something.less boring instead ?
Would Why don't you be popular with Today's pre teens?

Because I hate curlywurlys!

How did this thread drop off my TIO again?

New question then:

Where is everyone?

I'm here ! Your question didn't appear in TiO because sadly MNHQ don't like you
Where is everyone!

Everyone is too busy eating pancakes to care about little old us

How long will it be until we start singing "Alone"?

12 minutes, 45 seconds.

Shall I give up badgers for Lent?

Noooooo! The poor old Badgers would be devasted if you give them up for Lent.

What will the Badgers give up for Lent, that's assuming they do Lent?

Cottaging squirrels. They do do Lent. And squirrels.

Can I get up at 0530 without looking like Stig of the dump?

You looked more like To hear Stig in that white outfit

Will it rain the whole time DH is off work?

No, I'm reckoning thirty-degree heat and the odd shower, that's all.

What shall I bake today?

Dutch herbal brownies. I hear the taste is mesmerising.

Do I have to get up today?

No- current government guidelines suggest that you stay in bed with the duvet over your head, to prevent the world from getting in.

Should I paint the house myself, or phone a decorator?

You should phone a decorater to paint you ,and attempt to paint the house yourself
Will @bearlyactive share their Dutch Herbal Brownies with us once they are baked ?

No... top secret stuff...

Why does everyone assume I smoke weed all of a sudden?

Because you always have the munchies
Why does my dog always want my meal ,but refuses her own🤔

Because she can. And she thinks deep down she should be getting smoked salmon and eggs and steak because she thinks if kibble is so great then you should have it...

When did it get dark?

A week last Thursday.

Why don't the household bins empty themselves into the wheelie bin & then the wheelie bin wheel itself to the end of the driveway so it can be emptied by the bin men tomorrow?
And why doesn't the recycling & recycling bin do the same?

Because no one knows wether it's recycling bin day or general rubbish bin day it's one of the great mysteries of the universe
Why do my Council think slim bins are s good idea?

They are on an anti-obesity campaign

How come I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not actually butter?

It is actually butter the government are fooling you 😲
When will it be spring?