Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Good heavens yes, I did it 11 years ago!

Where have all the flowers gone?

Boris has banned them
Will we still be wearing masks next year?

Of course. Otherwise we might be recognised while robbing banks.

Will we wear anything with the masks?

Just our stilletoes
Have the Badgers started their vaccine roll out yet?

They are on Group 15. Except the French Badgers, they don't trust the vaccine but are hoarding it.

How can I solve the Great Lego War? (One child likes to adapt and improve, one wants to keep her sets as they are... But they want to play together!)

Throw the Lego sets away
What's your favourite colour?

Telephone.

What is the handiest thing at your work?

The bed for napping in.

What's the weather forecast for tomorrow?

Locusts, frogs and rivers of blood.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Get my old headteacher to bully her.

How long does Bailey's last in the fridge?

22 minutes and 33 seconds.

It lasts less in a glass.

How do you solve a problem like Tia Maria?

Cocktails

Let it be... Or not?

Oops upside your head
Why did this little piggy stay at home?

Because he didn't fancy a trip to the market to buy Roast Beef

Why were the King's men not trained in First Aid so they failed in treating Humpty Dumpty?

Because the king forgot to update their mandatory training
What should I do today ?

Wear the emperor’s new clothes. He’ll never know....

What is your Coffee of choice?

Coffee cake.

Should I get a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever like a quiz I took yesterday suggested?

No get a WW2 Dukw instead
What did the chicken do after it crossed the road?

Solved the Riemann Hypothesis

What did you dream of last night?

World domination

Knock knock

There's somebody at the door!
Did stu Francis ever jump off a doll's House ?

Yes and he crushed his grapes in the attempt.
What's for dinner?

Cornflakes or porridge.

What mischief are my children up too?

They have dismantled your freezer and have distributed your batch cooking to the neighbours.

How long will it take to put it back together?

72 hours how can I persuade teen Ds to take the dog out?