Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

I hope you went back to bed and set your alarm for half an hour before everybody got home ,to have a little tidy around a spray a bit of bleach
What's the Donald up to these days ?

Some unmentionable stuff with Daisy and Goofy. It almost brought upon the return of the news of the world I hear.

Did you mean that Donald?

Oh yes. I meant every quack.

Why is everything so expensive?

Because that nice man Riishi Sunak accidentally made it happen when he was trying to be helpful.
I think he was that boy asleep at the back in my Economics A Level class because he thought that when Mr Kent was on about the relationship between inflation, unemployment & the economy, it was actually Mr Kent going off on a tangent about what happened with Phil, Grant & Sharon in Eastenders last night.

Where is Grant Mitchell?

Its a village in Norfolk. Near Upper Mitchell and Lesser Mitchell.

Why have I just spent a tenner on Scout blanket badges?

Because you love singing ging gang goolie goolie gotcha ,but what do I know I was in the guides
Oh you will never get to heaven in a bottle of gin because the lord won't let no spirits in?

You'll never get to heaven in Brown Owls bra...

Shall we have a campfire sing song?

Not when it's raining men.

Why are umbrellas so flimsy?

Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit-Bag & Smile, Smile, Smile........

How much will my hairdresser be charging for my first haircut since the war original lockdown started?

Because they think it makes them more sexy.

How much will my hairdresser be charging for my first haircut since the war original lockdown started?

74p.

When will our house purchase actually go through?

September 2025
When will it be weekend?

October!

Howdoyoudoaspaceonthisthing?

Hit it with a hammer

Will the bin men take the six million bags of recycling next week? Technically it's unlimited...

Yes
Will they take mine too ,I forgot to put mine out this morning?

Stick them in with mine tomorrow.

Why did the tiger come to tea?

Because you have lots of water in your taps to drink

Why shouldn't the Gruffalos child go onto the woods?

Have you not heard of Hansel and Gretel??
How long will the lion sleep tonight ?

At least 24 hours as he's very tired out.

Why did Vienna mean nothing to Midge Ure? (I think Vienna is very nice btw)

He prefers prefers one night in Bangkok tbh
Does Tiffany still they are alone now?

No, because there's that stranger living in her loft.

Will you stop doing that?

No, it's my right!

When will it warm up?

When you remember to turn the oven on!

What ridiculous thing will DD try to wear to non uniform day today?

Her uniform!
How does Nicola sturgeon feel?

Like a fish out of water

Have you done your census yet?