Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Tell her that you will take in a homeless Badger & give it her bedroom.

Will that work?

Oops I mean him not her

No because teenagers love badgers

Where does one find homeless badgers?

No the Badger wouldn't want Ds,s bedroom
Should I just adopt a Badger anyway and get ds and the dog to fend for themselves?

Thinking about it not sure that there is such a thing as a homeless Badger.
Now confused Badgers, you will find them wandering & wondering on Wimbledon Common.
So in answer to both your questions go to Wimbledon Common & rescue a confused Badger before they start thinking they are a Womble with alopecia.
They are also far more tidier than boys & dogs & will mow the lawn for you @x2boys
Your DS & dog can live in the shed/garage/cupboard under the stairs etc.

My lawn needs mowing so if the local Badgers can't fit me in is it acceptable to 'borrow' a sheep from the big field in the village?

Of course. You are feeding a shhep for them.

Anyone want a glass of Pimm's?

No, absolutely not. Are you kidding of course I do

Why does DCat keep scratching the furniture?

Because s/he wants you to buy all new furniture and thinks your a bit unreasonable not to,
If I adopt a tiger for £3 a month where can I buy tiger sized cat food tins? And will I have to let it sleep on my bed?

Huge portions of IKEA meatballs will suffice. Only if you let the ibex too.
Which is the best pasta sauce on a budget?

Truffle sauce.

Should I go to bed

Not untill next Thursday
Will the dog wake me up at 4 am again?

Nacho hot dogs.

What’s the strangest thing in your fridge?

A chest of drawers..

Will you do the fandango?

It takes two to tango.

What talent would you want to possess if you could?

Tangoing...

Is "tangoing" a word?

Of course. Its the process of making yourself orange.

Tango or Fanta?

Dr pepper
Why did I dream about this thread last night?

Because my power is extending into every corner of life... even into your dreams!

Dr Pepper or Coca-Cola?

Watermelon and hibiscus

Butterscotch or banana angel delight?

Unicorn flavour (it is a real Angel Delight flavour!)

Have you done your census?

Nope - the McCensus is not on our mats yet.

Did you answer every question honestly?

That is classified information not for anyone underneath the rank of Badger to know.

Do Badgers have to complete the Census?

Yep, they get a special badge for it.

I've never known what the badger thing is about on this thread... someone explain it to me?

I've never seen badgers mentioned on this thread. Except the one telling me what to type, as she doesn't have fingers.

Why haven't they invented a smartphone a badger can operate?

Badger lives in the Wild Wood

When did you last meet a stranger you thought you’d never meet again?