Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

When everyone stops x-posting.

Why has everyone come to life again?

Because it's the Mumsnet witching hour
Did anyone have a good perm in the 80,s?

Yes, Frida from ABBA did!

What's your favourite song from the 80s?

Twinkle twinkle little star... But I was a toddler!

Since when was breakfast a three course meal?

Since 1066

How/why did Alfred the Great burn the cakes?

He went to get the washing in and forgot them ( no multi tasking)

What's behind that door?

This is Mumsnet. You can't open your door to find out.

Anyone else bored?

No, I'm finding my day incredibly interesting. Where is my Hermes parcel?

Gone for a day out with my Yodel parcel.

Where should I go for a nice day out?

Waitrose.

Are we nearly there yet?

It depends if you are the strange looking one at the back of the carriage. If so, then no.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Yes it's left at the lights ,and then second right 3rd house on the left ,it's got a big saying San Jose ,outside
Are you looking forward to Xmas?

No, I'm scared of Krampus.

Is this. The way to Armadillo?

No ,you need to turn around drive in the the opposite direction for three miles turn right when you see the Jolly Carter's and its second left on the corner next to a big Anglican church
Did Major Tom ever find his way home?

Yea. Wiggled his way hone up the high street in a pair of blue jean’s jeans.

What was his modern love?

His Temporary Secretary
Should velvet peddle pushers make a come back?

Only with shiny shiny boots of leather.

What did you do on Sunday morning?

A little bit of this and a little bit of that
How many grains of sand is on a beach?

I think we should all go on a MN sponsored trip to St Maarten to check.

Would MN send us on a sponsored trip to St Maarten to check the beach & report on our experiences of low flying aeroplanes?

No, Blackpool would be sufficient

Do badgers like the beach?

Yes, they love to eat the sand.

Do anteaters eat anything other than ants?

Pickle. Discarded pickles from Maccyd burgers. Tis a delicacy and is part of their pickly 5 a day.

So fire ants eat burny things?

They prefer their meat rare. Except chicken. They know that should be cooked through.

What uniform is it for school today?

It is the uniform of the school your child doesn't attend
What is wrong with my dryer ,door?

It wants to be a wetter door.

Shall I read my book or do housework?