Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Yay zing boom tararrel, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah

What on earth is a tararrel & a zigazig ah?

Part of the answer you seek is the number 43. And the colour red. It does not involve me in any way, shape or form except in a peculiarity kind of way.

Would Raj marry Howard if he got the chance?

No, but I'm sure he'd marry John. Or perhaps Piers Morgan.

Who are Raj and Howard?

I have a theory that is big & very noisy. So noisy it bangs!

What is my big theory?

That badgers control everything.

How is my youngest child 8 years old already? Seems like yesterday she was starting school, and a toddler before that, and a little newborn...

She's not 8! She's 18. You really need to keep better track of time...

How come I nearly posted without typing a question?

Because you know us so well that you knew that we knew what you were thinking.

What am I thinking?

I don't know, I'm not psychic!

What WERE you thinking?

She waß thinking I should be the Human president of the world, under the guidance of the Badger Council.

When will dinner be ready?

In 10 mins

We're having quiche Lorraine, oven chips, baked beans & garlic bread for tea, I'm a bit worried that there aren't enough carbs to make it a healthy meal so do I need more?

I recommend brushetta as a starter. And a pie for pudding.

Anyone for leftover birthday cake?

Yes please
Is my washing finished yet?

Yes but you’ll have to do it again w as someone left a red sock in the drum.

Unless you like pink clothes?

I prefer grey. You know that really pale, boring grey that a particularly old white top goes when it's been washed one too many times? Yeah, that?

Did Aroundtheworldin80moves's DD have a good birthday?

Oh it was awful. She had to go to school and play with her friends, had ice cream after school, and eat her birthday cake for dessert. Plus she got presents at the weekend. Altogether, a horrible experience!

What shall I do for her next birthday?

Book a clown. Word to the wise. Don’t book Pennywise. He isn’t child-friendly.

What is your needful thing?

A full body massage from Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr & Robert Carlyle

Who was that girl that loved Tom Gordon?

Floella Benjamin
Will I achieve more tommorow?

Probably not

Should I make DHs bed for him?

If you are a dab hand at carpentry you should go for it.

Are you going to draw his bath too?

Only if I can paint it in watercolour.

How do I get over my fear of heights?

Don’t wear platform shoes.

Do you own bay city roller jeans?

Become a window cleaner at the Burj Khalifa.

Can I go to bed now?

Go skydiving.

When will skydiving be allowed again?

No I never buy my jeans from Michigan USA.

Can I go to bed now?