Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

No idea who or what mary, mungo and midge even are so no idea at all about their lockdown activities

Should I have Ice cream or a cuppa?

When you find the missing "a" and get rid of that errant "i"

Watched episode 1 of IAS... does it get more emotional? Or am I emotionless for not crying yet?

Whoa, double x-post!

mofro should have a cuppa ice cream!

Watched episode 1 of IAS... does it get more emotional? Or am I emotionless for not crying yet?

On a serious note episode three and five broke me .
Will it be a long lonely summer?

Summer has been cancelled

How much of a diaster will these Harry potter unicorn be?

It wont be for mary mungo and midge as they will just be going up and down in the air conditioned lift.

Do you think the fingerbobs will be sipping Long Island ice tea or mint juleps?

It won’t be a disaster - the fingerbobs have got it under control.

Is Yoffy happy?

Yes, yof ycourse Yoffy yis yhappy!

How come we all seem to be online at the same time in the evenings?

Because we are just different identities of the same person.

Who is the original person?

Me I am Spartacus
What is my son really thinking when I ask him to take the dog out?

It wasn’t me. I’m an oat. I’m surprised I can type. Or that someone hasn’t made me into skirlie.

Was the day today?

Your son is thinking I'll only take the dog out if Mum makes me some chocolate Ready Brek so I'll glow like in the adverts.
Yes today is the day the Women of the UK unite & say fuck it!

AIBU to swear?

No you would be unreasonable not to swear
Anything worth watching?

I've heard Cbeebies is good.

Will they ever re-broadcast Aunty Mabel and Pippin?

Yup. Right after Pipkins.

Whatever happened to Humphrey cushion?

He moved to Costa Rica & owns several banana plantations.
He's known as 'The Cushion From Del Hickory Casa Says Yes'

Right who tried to break MN tonight?

It might have been me. I’ve gone a bit Carrie I reckon thanks to some nasty wee shite earlier. Fuming.

Has anyone got a prom dress in ‘fat’?

I mean, I might have a prom dress...?

Anyone here watch Saturday Night Takeaway?

No. I’ve eaten them though.

Lots of little dishes or one big dish?

Lots of little fishes on lots of little dishes
When will the boat come in?

When the owl and pissycat have finished cavorting in it.

Why was it pea green?

Because pea green is the most beautiful colour
Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because my old man's a dustman

What are 'cor blimey trousers'?

They are trousers that are so hard to get on that every time he tries to wear them, he groans "Cor blimey!"

Do I look like a proper 'nana?

I don't know are you a granny ?
Roll out the barrell?