Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

He was a theoretical physicist.

Will I suceed on making an unicorn cake?

Well yes but where are you planning on buying the unicorns from?
How many Harry and Meghan threads will their be tommorow ?

None. Because everyone will have eaten unicorn cake and we will be living in a world where the only debate will be about the colour of unicorn cake icing

Blow up bed or foldy bed?

Foldy bed, because I can’t be carded to blow it up!!

Spag Bol or order in food tonight?

Blow up in case it floods and you need a life raft

Are M&S unicorns better in cake than Asda unicorns?

Spag bol Unicorn cake is the best in the world!

AIBU to eat a whole wedge of Double Gloucester with Chives in one sitting & also attack the Wensleydale with Cranberries even though it isn't Christmas?

YABU if you don't have crackers with it.

Why do inanimate objects love leaping off the windowsill today? looking at you, pesky empty Domestos bottle

Because they are so bored of lockdown
Where does the wind go?

Nowhere. That's why there's so much of it.

Will the roadworks drive me completely insane? (Less than 10min drive from school now 30mins)

Yes as you are still stuck in this morning's traffic.

What's the most interesting thing that's going to happen over the next few days as I can sense something?

It's something very big ,I won't spoil the surprise but prepare to be astonished
How long untill Ds1 bubble bursts?

However long it takes them to run out of bubble mixture.

How come Ruth Langsford gets EVERYWHERE?

She's having an affair with the big boss of ITV
How come Kym Marsh also gets EVERYWHERE?

She's having a secret affair with Naga Munchetty, Susanna from Good Morning, Carla & Leanne from Coro , Kate Middleton & Meghan Markle.
That's the real reason why Piers Morgan got so discombobulated & frothing the other morning & walked off the set of Good Morning.
Charlie Stayt on BBC Breakfast was a bit surprised & his hair grew quite bouffant from the surprise.
But then him & Naga had words at 7.57am as she told him it was all a big wind up to get back at Piers & Charlie was upset that he wasn't in on the joke, so upset that his hair rose up even higher.

What is the something big that is going to happen this weekend that x2boys knows about & I can sense?

I don't know, but I'm becoming quite jealous of your connection

What will you do today to make you feel proud?

Hopefully not fall over.

Would taking the children to school in a tank help my traffic woes?

What will the fish do when you take over their home & add wheels to it just so you can drive to school?

Why, just why?

Because
Does anyone understand the rules?

Yes, it's simple. You just need to hide until the seeker finds you. Then run for home. Even toddlers understand.

Why, why why, Delilah?

Because he told Laura he loved her
When will we know?

I should say by next year.

Is it too late to be catching up on It's A Sin?

Yes it's far too late you should have been in bed hours ago ( on a serious note have your tissues ready)
How many is too many?

42

Knock knock

Knock a door run
When can we play Tig again?

When the Tigers who come to Tea start knocking on doors again.

Mary, Mungo & Midge what would they do in lockdown?