Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

It was riding on the back of miss muffet’s spider. No wonder she ran away.

Why was the song sung blue?

Because Barbra wouldn't bring Neil any flowers & so made him cry.
She got so fed up with him crying that she wrote 'No More Tears (Enough is Enough) with her mate Donna.

Now who was Donna's 'Hot Stuff'?

Barry White
Was the summer of 69 really the best days of Bryan Adams life?

Absolutely!

Will the summer of '21 be today's teenagers' equivalent of the summer of '69?

Summer of 21 has been cancelled.

How much breakfast does an 8yo human need?

3 full Englishes, 5 McDonald's Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin a bowl of Heinz Tomato soup. Should fill an 8 yr old human up till lunchtime.

Is my tabby cat very clever as she's learnt how to bat her little fluffy toy ball down the stairs to me, so I can throw it back up to her so she can 'kill' it then after the ball has been 'killed' she bats it back down to me so we can do the same thing again?
(Proud Cat Mother 😻)

She's a Mumsnet cat so clearly a genius
Why do I now want a McDonald's breakfast????

Because it's breakfast time.

Why are men so loud on Zoom?

Because they think it's called Boom
Why do my boys need food just before bed?

Because they are nocturnal superheroes.

Ami really going to have 3hrs of solitude on Monday morning?

No school will repeatedly call you with irelevant phonecalls
Will school resume seemlessly ?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ who knows?

Who knows what........?

What Matt Hancock is thinking right now
Is everyone well rested for the weekend ?

Of course, I sleep all weekin preparation

Why are ships floating off England's Coastline?

Because it's weekend so they are having a rest from sailing
Is everyone else sleeping?

No as it's a Saturday night and the air is getting hot like you baby!

Who will I make mine & take to the top & drive crazy?

Keir Starmer
Will my purple carrots taste nice ?

Mmm, lovely inky carroty goodness...

Will the Masked Dancer be as good as the Masked Singer?

Not as good as the Masked Invisible Man/Woman. You'll have to see it to believe it.

Should I spend the electricity/gas bill money on a load of cosmetics/skincare/perfume at SpaceNK as they're doing a special offer where if you spend £175 on stuff you get a free gift with purchase full of miniature things that you won't probably use & will have to sell on eBay if you get round to it?

Sounds logical.

How long will the school run take tomorrow?

Approx 2.5 seconds.

Why is MN so sloooooow?

It's not, you've had one too many coffee today and you're running at hyperspeed, so it seems slow in comparison. Mumsnet wouldn't go slow or be glitchy!

Mint Viscount or Wagon Wheel with jam inside? What to have with my cup of tea?

Mint viscount. Splinters don’t go well with a cuppy.

How far up my wellies will the mud come tomorrow?

About 0.00001 of a centimetre. And even then it'll just be dust because the UK hasn't had any rain for weeks.

Will the system crash because millions of lateral flow tests are going to be registered over the next few days?

Major flow -not lateral but literal - over my wellies as it was goofing dow here. I crashed out when I got back.

Does that count?