Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Hoofing down 😳

As long as it was literally hoofing than yes that counts
Is Donald Trump jealous that the news is all about Harry and Meghan now instead of him?

Not at all jealous. All will be balanced when a baby pops out with a combover.

Can I have Oprah’s lovely curls please?

No, but I'm sure Trump would be more than happy to lend you one of his wigs.

Why did I type "wigs" as "wings" originally?

Because you are in Buckingham Palace & there is a massive fight going on between all the staff & hairpieces, false teeth & glasses are flying everywhere.

What will the Queen do?

Rock a combover under her tiara I expect...

How am I craving a kebab?

By thinking "ooh, I could really go for a kebab right now..."

Do onion rings go with mashed potato?

Yes onion rings go with everything even your little black dress, gym clothes, work uniform etc.

Question from my cat: why can't you turn the rain off?

Because I've lost the remote.

Should I do more housework?

Yes you should do mine
Are we all watching the interview later ?

I haven't watched that film yet so I might do as I like Seth Rogen's stuff (usually)

What is little Archie thinking of?

Hydration apparently...

What is pointless all about?

It's pointless me trying to explain
What is the point of butter beans?

They make a rather formidable wallpaper paste and can support corrugated iron sheets on walls of trendy lofts. Thems not for eating. That is a common is understanding.

Are kidney beans made from kidneys?

Yes it's common knowledge I'm surprised that you didn't know that.
Also navy beans are made from retired sailors & chickpeas are the offspring of hens & peas with added urine.

I've just had a text from a delivery company informing me that I'm having some flowers delivered tomorrow. Who has sent them as I'm intrigued?

Oprah wants to interview you, the flowers are your invitation

Is a documentary involving cannibalism appropriate viewing for an 8&9yo?

I did. And they will be kept moist in the afore mentioned chickpea juice

Would you live in Alaska?

Bugger.

Only if you have served them sautéed fingers and a braised eyeball as their tv dinner

Will my sore toe fall off?

No it won't if you move to the far North of Alaska as the bracing cold air will heal it.

Are we on speed tonight?

We might be on speed but my typing thumb clearly isn’t.

Would you have cheese on chips and gravy?

No
Where do the wombles go during the tennis season?

Inside Henman Hill. They live off dribbles of strawberry juice and champagne. Sweat optional.

Who lives inside when it is Murray Mount?

The Canary Islands

What shall I do this evening?

Granny Murray from 'Me Too' lives in Murray Mount & runs her 24hr/7 days a week childminding service in there.
When her & The Wombles get a week off together they go to The Canaries, as Ibiza is far too exhausting & they are all banned from Faliraki.

You should open a book & take bets on the biggest heavyweight fight of the year Sussex v Windsor

Windsor wins. Their opponents are off their chomp on hydration and wheat grass and have overeaten on not so humble pie. They buggered up the weigh in.

Would they survive in a tenement?