Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Salmon paste and marmite
Why do kids eat so much?

Their stomachs are a wide, cavernous depth that cannot be filled.

Why has my text box gone thinner than a piece of string?

It's all part of the big mystery ....
How will the Badgers be celebrating Easter ?

By chasing the rabbits to steal the eggs.

Why do my children bake such weird combinations?

Banana and marmite bread is the new craze!

Who knew?

Princess Charlotte knows......

About what?

The air speed velocity of in laden swallows.

Is it Friday afternoon yet?

Yes
Why did Mumsnet and Facebook lock me out of my accounts ?

To make you more productive at work.

What radio station shall I listen to?

Radio Mumsnet

Why do I keep seeing Aroundtheworldin80moves on threads at the moment? I'm not a stalker I promise

Because @Aroundtheworldin80moves is in fact the president of Mumsnet and is doing an audit of threads
Why do I always forget it's bin day untill I hear the bin men?

Because you deep down want them clocking you in your jammies and bed head. You’d disappoint yourself and them if you remembered your bin.

Should I get my teeth straightened even if I’m ugly as a mangled shoe?

Just get them all pulled. Who needs teeth anyway?
(Serious answer.. if you want to and can afford to, go for it.)

Why do I feel like I'm being followed everywhere?

Because you are... it's that chip in the vaccine, you see, it's tracking you...

Does my shoulder hurt because it's been in the same position for a long time, or because it's just my body being a PITA?

It's because you have been doing some stealth like stalking 👀....
How's our dear friend Mr Trump?

Bereft as he misses sliding down The White House stair bannisters. They were super bigly hugely shiny slippery. Great bannisters, the best.
However Steve Bannon wasn't impressed as Trump thought he was actually called Stair Bannister & tried to slide down him as well.

What new hobby has Melania suggested to Trump as a replacement for stair bannister sliding?

(I can't stop giggling thinking about Trump sliding down the stair bannister going "whee" & his toupee flying off! 🤣)

They are experimenting in different Toupee designs
Has Jill Biden been redecorating?

No she called in DIY SOS

Will the Biden's have swinging parties with the Trumps

Oh yes ,they will also invite Boris and Carrie ,and the Starmers,it will be alll car keys in the fruit bowl!
Do Boris and Donald share hair tips?

No but they clearly go to the same hairdresser who gave me an abomination of a haircut aged 13.

Can you eat two packets of jaffacakes?

Two is for lightweights. You need to eat at least 3 packets of Jaffa Cakes.

Will Boris be calling in DIY SOS to redecorate No10 or will he do something else?

He's going to knock it down & build a castle with a moat & duck island/house

What's the best flavour cheesecake?

My. MY cheesecake is my favourite flavour. With 3 packets of jaffacakes.

Is 10,000 steps enough?

Yes as long as you have 10,000 men and are going to march them up to the top of the hill and march them down again
Why did the teddy bear like going round and round the garden?