Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

They all identify as female but not all virus,s are biologically female
Will the school bus turn up tommorow?

The school bus is on furlough as it has to look after all the minibuses in the garage. You need to use the home bus instead.

Will my washing machine drain this time?

No because it's extremely clinically vulnerable so is currently sheilding
I don't like my new phone can I have yours instead ?

Noooooooooo I can't live without my phone!!!!!

Is MN addiction a real thing?

No you are completely imagining it.
For starters I've never heard of Mumsnet. Are you sure you don't mean Badgersnet? I can spend hours on there & we've had a few conversations on there, I especially like your virtual Sing-a-long.

What should I get my friends 13yr DD for her birthday?

A teddy bear, an iPhone and a weekend in New York. Or a canoe.

Would it be mean to sit on the sofa with my breakfast cheering DH on in his online compulsory work exercise session?

Schedenfreude personified right there...

How come my battery runs down so fast when I'm on video calls?

Your battery power is being siphoned off for their flattering lighting.

Why do scriptwriters make their characters do things that no one with a button about them would do?

Real life is boring. I think. Although this may be a reality show

Is Lockdown actually a reality TV show?

Yes we are currently on big brother ,s celebrity show set in Essex
Are the Badgers actually the voice in the Diary room?

No that's the Penguins.
The Badgers do the voiceovers & continuity links for the BBC as they have more refined tastes.

Why am I still awake when I have to be up in less than 3 hours?

You were dreaming you were awake and actually you overslept
Happy Friday?

Nope, sad Friday.

Will it be summer soon?

No there will be no summer untill we have completely eradicated COVID
Is everyone still in bed ?

Clearly. They haven't gotten up at all today.

How come my rose has lasted two weeks?

It likes you

What is in the box I'm not supposed to see in my bedroom?

A pair of odd shoes.

What's your favourite flower?

Self raising. Makes lovely cakes

Will the kids go back to the school next week? Really?

No, she ate it out of sheer greed.

Can badgers swim?

Oops, missed a page. No, schools will never reopen.

Can badgers swim?

Of course,they invented the butterfly stroke
When will Ice rinks be open?

All are open apart from the dancing on one by the looks of it....

Who will lift the curse????

Indiana Jones, the human sidekick of Beryl the Badger, who prefers to live an anonymous life and let Indie take the credit.

Shall I get up and dressed?

Only if you are going from jammies to ballgown.

Why has my big toenail fallen off?

It suffers from vertigo.

When will my parcel arrive?