Alan Partridge- Let battle commence.

[MaraThorn]

Best opening line for sex ever?

Has anyone had a better line?

Keeps the wolf from the door so to speak.

I'm pissed and bumping my own thread

Haha I love partridge.

"That was classic intercourse"

What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

Oh poor Lynn. She deserves a medal.

@Difford

What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

DIXOOoooonnnss.

Dan. Dan Dan DAN.......😆

I am stunned that Lynn is Perpetua out of Bridget Jones.

Smell my cheese!

“I find it amazing how many people still think the petrol cap on a Ford Focus is offside rear.”

THEY'RE SEX PEOPLE LYNN

Ah ha my people!

This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed-up Dundee cake. Let’s take a look. Not a trace. Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

Oooo you know your onions

I'd give that 15 minutes Lynn

I'm so glad people love it.

Spiceworld.

They're sex people Lynn!

Ha ha WatershipGolum My DH quoted this at an opportune moment when we were watching Bridgerton the other day. I nearly wet myself.

Lynn, get rid of her. She’s a drunk racist. I’ll tolerate one, but not both.

If we ever stay in a hotel I ask DH if he has packed his 'big plate'.....

I love you. In a way.

You have minor women's whiplash, Lynne!

Use a sausage as a breakwater.

Do you like me? Sex wise?

Ruddy hell, it’s Soft Cell!