Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

‘Shine on you Crazy Diamond’ by Pink Floyd.

What’s your favourite sexual position?

It was me but unfortunately I had to pull out as it interfered too much with my home life.
I suggested that my mate Daniel Craig or Ian Hislop take over the part.
Kim KW was after the gig but I locked her into a cupboard with Henning Wehn & Kathryn Ryan. They're having a great time but Paul Merton is not amused.

Will our wonderful thread end up in Classics?

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Is borris Trump's love child

Hmm that's a hard one
It has to be a foursome with Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Junior & Ian Hislop on the roof.

Why have I accidentally read the wrong question & will we end up in Classics?

No Donald's love child is a Christmas Tangerine.
Boris is the love child of the Duggar's but not sure which one.

Why have I accidentally read the wrong question & will we end up in Classics?

Because you were fantasising about have a. Threesome with BoJo and Trump ,it may not end up in classic,s but it may start a whole new forum
What should I buy the dog for Xmas ?

Knitted booties for the dog this Xmas.

Am I weird for leaving my tea bag in while I drink it?

No - it's secretly what everyone does.

Can I afford anything from QVC?

You can afford everything from QVC in fact you can afford to buy QVC as you are the richest person in the world
Will it rain tomorrow?

Rain what? Cats or Dogs? Money? Wet stuff? Do you think we're Meteorologists?
We are actually waitressing Astronauts - so would you like a Milky Way or Mars bar with your coffee whilst you are waiting for Tomasz Schafernaker to turn up?

Do ya think I'm sexy?

You're too sexy for this song. And thread.

Anyone awake and reasy to play?

No I'm not awake I'm dreaming about this thread
How low can you go?

Not very (metal rods in spine).

Why am I obsessed with a certain type of cake from my local bakery?

Because you are really a Cinnamon Whirl who wants to make beautiful babies with the very sexy Strawberry Mille-Feuille who lives there.

Why do I want a pet badger?

From the pet badger shop
When I see a grey squirrel when I take the dog for a walk is it the same squirrel everytime or is my local been taken over by squirrels ?

Oh I misread that as where can you get a pet badger
You want a pet badger because who wouldn't want one? You want to be able to take your badger out on a lead and snuggle up to it on cold winter evenings .

Not only your park but your local pub & supermarket have been taken over by squirrels. If you have a word with one of those squirrels they'll give you a special acorn that kills Covid but don't tell Mr Orange Trump

How can x2boys read my mind?

Because you both have very similar deep love and affection for pet badgers.

Should I get a drive through coffee this evening just because?

This thread is responsible for your deep emotional connection...!

What can I do with a spare leek and a spare courgette?

Whoops, x-posted!

No, get a ride-through coffee instead. Got a spare horse?

What can I do with a spare leek and a spare courgette?

Nothing that isn't incredibly X-rated.

How many times can one person watch Ponyo in one week?

Eleven and three-quarters.

What's Ponyo?

I have no idea though sounds like a sex toy 🤭

Shall I rewatch the box set of Sex and the City or do something else instead?

Cross stitch samplers whilst listening to the wireless

Is 34 took old to take up cheerleading?

Absolutely not ,I think I will to ,I'm sure we will fit right in
What will I dream of tonight ?