Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Make it loud. Loud music, loud clothing, loud everything.

How can I improve my latest ice cream (Eton mess flavour)?

Add some Pernod to it
Why do schools tell you about dress up days at the last minute and expect you to magic up a costume?

Your children attend Hogwarts. They need to use their transfiguration skills

How much food can a 7yo eat?!?

Because the teachers have been drinking Absinthe & thus came up with their brilliant idea.

Are we obsessed with Donald Orange Trump on here?

A 7 year old can eat the equivalent of a whole Waitrose + Sainsburys + Asda hypermarket in one sitting.

Are we obsessed with Donald Orange Trump on here?

Donald Who?
Will we have a COVID secure white Xmas?

We might have a COVID secure Christmas, we might have a white Christmas, we might have neither.

How many more new words can we coin out of this pandemic? (Think covidiot, quarantini etc)

Pagasavillion

Why did I just eat a whole pack of sweeties?

Because you 're a sweetie. And a cannibal too.

Why am I going to bed early?

So that you can get up at 3am to go to the gym

Why can't Scout badges sew themselves on?

Because they'd get a badge for that and it would go on for ever.
Who do you think should play the next James Bond?

Brian Blessed

When will I ever get a lie-in?

No ,never you are forever destined to get up at 5 am
Why did my Dh get such a crap shop when he went shopping yesterday and get nothing we needed ?

He did. But just before the checkout he got his trolley mixed up with someone else's. Now he's too scared to admit his error.

Can anyone recommend a crime or thriller book? Nothing that requires deep thought, just escapism.

Anything by Barbara Cartland

Why on earth does anyone ever run a marathon?

Because they are being chased by lions or zombies or mars bars. Something like that.

Where is my husband?

Hiding from your DC (if you have any).

Why did I completely f* up part of my course?

Because you shouldn't have gone to that posh restaurant for a 7 course meal after having that Sunday roast at your PILs.

Should I watch the film 'Contagion' or will it scare me?

Absolutely watch it ,it's a lovely film all about fairies and butterflies
How is it nearly half term already ?

Because the kids have been back at school for months. In fact, not had a day off all year!

What is a 'traditionally hung goose'

Hung using natural fibre rope not synthetic.

Why do cans of fizzy Vimto taste so much better than Vimto cordial?

Because they're excited & infect you with their excitement.

Why did the Fox chase the poster on another thread, when she the MNetter was doing her early morning run?

Because the fox could smell the Mumsnet chicken ,that MNetter had been cooking and wanted to gobble it all up rather than have eleventy Billion meals made out of it
On that note just how big is a Mumsnet chicken?

The size of a well hung goose'

Who was the best bond actor

Jaws
Recommend me a film to watch?