Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Being followed by an army of angry squirrels as you proudly walk your new badger.

Will my heating start to work soon?

I advise rubbing two sticks together

When shall I go to bed?

When you find a man who is both cool enough and hot enough.

Where can I find such a man?

In my wardrobe but you need to give me a pet badger before I let you in my wardrobe to find a new or slightly used cool hot man.

When will I get rid of this cold? (I've head it on & off for a fortnight as it keeps coming & going & it's doing me swede in)

Never you will always have this cold you just have to adjust to your new reality and survive on tunes ( the cherry flavoured ) and tissues
Should we go back to the days when weather reporters had a handful of rain, clouds ,sun etc?

Symbols

Yes. SO much easier to work with.

Who will win BGT?

Gyles Brandreth

Who would you spend the night with if given a free pass ?

Henry Cavill. I apologise, but this is in fact a correct answer.

Should I exile myself from this thread now?

Yes as you obviously derailed the thread and need to take the punishment for such a thing.

Why do I keep forgetting how to spell?

Cats are creeping into your ears and nibbling your brain at night.

What's your favourite colour?

Purple with a dash of turquoise

What did Dorothy do when she got back to Kansas?

Played with a friend

Shall I go for a run this morning?

No you should have a bacon sandwich instead

You forgot to ask a question @HereIgoagainagain
Why did @HereIgoagainagain forget to ask a question?

Because @HereIgoagainagain is in fact asleep.

Why does cooking take so long?

Because the fire is on strike.

Did a large pigeon just crash land on my patio?

The scent of the body beneath was irresistible

Did I go for a run just to make the answer to my earlier question wrong?

Yes you ran around the park ( Phoebe style ,friends ) singing we are off to see the wizard
Where's the hoover attachment gone ?

The hoover has hoovered it up.

What's that noise?

The sound of my motivation exiting the house.

What are fossils made of?

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Why is there never enough garlic in a chicken Kiev?

Because it's all been confiscated by the government.

What am I going to get for Christmas?

A pet badger
Does the Queen read Mumsnet?