Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

It's a sink hole that he's created to throw Biden and his voters in
Why don't we just inaugurate a Badger ?

An enormous asteroid is shortly to pass earth. You are in a form of time-deranged wormhole, and are seeing what happens when it strikes in the early hours of tomorrow.

What should you do with a drunken DH?

Put him in bed with a drunken sailor
Why is Mumsnet so alcohol averse ?

I think you've accidentally gone on Hunsnet my hun.

Should we call part 4: Ask the Badger Bunch?

Badger and Biden bunch
If Trump does somehow win will he still claim it's a fraud ?

No he'll claim it was all a dream & then Bobby or even Mr Blobby will step out of the shower.

Shall me & you just play tonight?

Yes let's play tiddly winks
Will this thread go on untill the end of time ?

It finished 6 weeeks ago. You are in a time loop

Who put wine in my alcohol (or why am I drunk after a bottle of prosecco?)

...Go to bed, dear. You'll feel better in the morning!

Why has DCat decided to make my best trousers hairy?

Because best trousers always look better covered in cat hair
Will life ever get back to normal?

It’s perfectly normal - have you been living under a rock?

Shall I have a lie in tomorrow?

No you shouldn't have a lie in because an army of bed bugs are scheduled to arrive on the centre of your mattress at 6.30am, where they will reside for the next month before they move on again.

How can I loose a stone quickly?

Put it in your pocket you will lose it instantly
Aldi or Asda frankly the choice in Asda blows my mind!

Trick question. The middle aisle of Aldi actually contains a tiny little Asda.

When will my baby sleep through the night?

If you promise her that you will take her on a cruise around Antarctica to cuddle a penguin for her 1st Birthday, she will sleep solidly from 7pm to 7am maybe 8am if she's feeling generous & possibly 9am if she's over the moon.

Why do parrots fly over the moon if it makes them sick?

LOL, they just sat on a nice looking branch and it turned up to be a witch's broom!

Why are cats so so so cute?

Because they are made from rainbows and fluffy clouds
What will be in the next episode of the reality show Trump versus Biden?

In the next episode they make cherry pie and discuss what butter is best salted or unsalted with special guest appearance from Mary Berry

Why does dogs bury their bones?

To stop the badgers stealing them. Unfortunately, badgers are great at digging.

Why is Disney music so uplifting and energetic?

Because this makes toddlers and small children fall asleep in the sofa with their face buried in the popcorn bowl!

What shall I do with my untouched Halloween pumpkin? It got a freakie smiley face painted on it....

Take it to a golf course as it will feel at home there. Pumpkins like golf courses especially the big ones in Scotland & Florida.

Can a pumpkin actually play golf?

Well Pumpkin Trump can
Is that pie ready yet ?

Yes. It's humble pie, and a slice of it is winging its way across the pond to Trump right now.

What measures it Trump going to take to sabotage The White House before Biden moves in?

As his favourite movie is Home Alone, Trump is going to try to re-enact it.
But as he hides himself in the attic, Trump accidentally locks himself in & there's no one home to hear him shout "Let me out"

What is Melania doing right this minute?

She's telling him that really he has won the election and he's not being unreasonable or behaving like a toddler .