Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

No as Badgers prefer cats as usually the Badger is the one who ends up walking the dog & cleaning up after it.
(Can't stop laughing imagining a Badger in a raincoat [the yellow Seasalt one as loved by some MN] walking the dog in the pouring rain)

Why is my cat so tired?

It spent the day chasing badgers

What shall I do now I'm home

How about a little line dancing?

Should I give up, or should I keep on chasing pavements?

You are supposed to be chalking on pavements not chasing them.
I suspect you were the child who 'helpfully' smashed up paving stones as you thought the bears wouldn't get you if you walked on the cracks.

Am I bothered?

Yes you are very ,very bothered so much you are having problems sleeping
Do Badgers like peanuts ?

They prefer Brazil nuts.

Shall I make sweet potato or normal potato wedges?

Broccoli wedges.

Why are nuts everywhere??

Because the world has a screw loose

Why are 7yos so wise?

7 year old owls are indeed very wise,7 year old humans not so much
When will my neighbour finish his firework display?

Sometime next July.

How long does it take my neighbours to finish theirs? They've been going for three hours on and off!

Don't worry the neighbourhood clan of Badgers have appropriated one of Boris's water cannons, fixed it & are now aiming it straight at your neighbours garden counting down '10,9,8,7,6..........'

How many people will faint in shock when they see Melania do a massive but REAL smile as she sings "I'm Free To Do What I Want" whilst skipping, back flipping & cartwheeling out of The White House this weekend?
And then what will happen?

Then she will marry Joe Biden and cartwheel right back in there!
Will we know the election result before Xmas ?

Depends

Do you mean Xmas 2020 or 2021?

Christmas 2030

Why does Alexa keep giving adverts for breastfeeding help?

Because she's a breast feeding advocate and counsellor in her spare time
I'd Trump did a thread in Aibu would get a resounding YABU or YANBU?

He's already here, but mainly posts in Style and Beauty

What the hell did I do with my keys?

I have them in my pocket

What shall I do with AuntieStellas keys?

They are actually the keys to the White House Joe Biden,s changing the locks
Do Badgers like wine ?

Do Badgers like wine, is the Pope Catholic, Trump is big baby Wotsit?
Why do you think I have to constantly keep going to the shop to buy more wine?

I see dead people, don't you?

Only when I swim in the Atlantic inFebrurary

Why are my family pyromaniacs?

Because you are normal

What is the best footwear for thus time of year?

Flip Flops
Where has the dog taken my other slipper ?

The White House. Dog is now president, slipper the vice.

Can I put dH on the BBQ for complaining about my sausage cooking hole he was fishing?

Do you think Dh bar b cued would be a substantial punishment ?
Why did the workmen who were coming to do something in the bathroom today not turn up?

They got diverted to the White House as someone has dug a big hole in the Oval Office & it needs filling in before Badger Biden moves in.

Why is there a gigantic crater in the Oval Office & where has Donald disappeared too? It's been mysteriously quiet in the last few hours 🤔?