Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Because they are doing a flash mob.

Does Badger Biden have a great ring to it & should Joe B he change his name to that?

No.but I think a Badger would be a better candidate than either Biden or Trump to be fair,
Is Rythem really a dancer ?

No Rhythm is actually Rylan's triplet brother & works as a tax accountant.
The other triplet is their sister Reese & she's an actress, you may have heard of her.

Why am I still up & watching the BBC US Election 2020 programme?

To fill me in on what I missed you can go to bed now because I have taken over watching the US election Baton
Will we know the result of the US election anytime soon ?

Yes.... An old white American man has won.

Hat should I get my mother for Christmas?

Yes, a nice hat will do. (Strange syntax though, if you don't mind me saying )

Why is my cat so terrified of window cleaners? They're not even cleaning our windows!!

Window cleaners are notorious for nicking cat food.

Why can't my hairdresser blow dry my hair properly?

Covid. Covid is the reason for everything.

Will there be less traffic tomorrow

Nope. Covid.

When will my hands be warm again?

Yes because everyone will still be glued to the new riveting US reality show 'The President on Ice I'm a Celebrity or Not But Get Me In Here'
Michelle Visage will decide who is hired not fired by choosing two celebrity couples to have a dance off each week to keep their place in the next show.
The series finale will be on 20th January 2021 with Mary Berry, RuPaul, The Duchess of Sussex,Claudia Winkleman, Vladimir Putin & Kim & Kanye KW as special guest judges.
The new Apprentice will be presented with their prize of a 4yr long tour of the USA by Elvis Presley.
Viewing figures are projected to be in the billions.
Find out all the shows gossip in The Washington Post.

Anyone doing anything else exciting tomorrow?

As my answer took so long to compose I think your hands might be warm again but if they aren't, I suggest setting fire to them.
Should warm you up nicely.

If you can tear yourself away from watching 'The President On Ice I'm A Celebrity Or Not But Get Me In Here'
have you got anything else exciting to do tomorrow?

Yes, I'm going to a screening of the pilot of The President on Ice I'm A Celebrity...
Will there be any flour in the shop tomorrow?

Only daisies, dandelions and buttercups.

Is the banging fireworks or gunfire?

Neither. It's your DH practising for the evening he will entertain and delight you with his new skill as a petomane

Can I be bothered to have a bath the evening?

Yes, but only when I have a shower.

Why do I keep reading clocks back-to-front? I just read the clock as quarter to twelve, but it's actually a few minutes to nine!

You have a backwards clock.

When will my DD learn to swim?

Soon, by the time the swimming pools are reopened she will be the first female to have swam the Atlantic non-stop.

How many Americans have wrist & finger pain this evening?

More than can afford health insurance.

Will Melania leave Donald?

No, she'll tree him.

How much more random can my answers get?

Ohh ehhh ohh aahh aahh ting tang Wally eallah bing bang

If you could spend the day as an animal, which one would pick

One that hibernates.

Bugger, did it again. Right answer.

Will I be able to tell the difference between WFH and being locked down?

Yes as being tied up & locked down is far more pleasurable than walking four hippos each day

Why have I woken up feeling a bit confused?

This is all a dream. You will wake up soon and it will Nye 2019 again

Will I get a chance to eat breakfast

No you may as well have your tea
Should Trump and Biden just play a game of rock,paper ,scissors to decide the election?

No, they should have a wild wild West cowboy shootout.

Should i get another dog or is that a bad idea? Why?