Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Look in Mary Berry's latest cookery book
Failing that email Prince Louis as Kate says he likes looking at Mary's cookery books on the bottom shelf in the kitchen

Why does Prince Louis like Mary Berry?

He thinks she looks like Great Granny
Why are heirs to the throne only allowed certain names ,why can't we have a prince Jason?

Because they both like cake

AIbu to feel relief that DH may be continuing to work in the office during lockdown?

No you both need to make the spaghetti

Why can't someone teach Boris to comb his hair?

Because every time he sees a comb he screams and throws his arms about like a toddler.

Who keeps ringing next door?

Its me ringing next door, they owe me money. I've been trying to get it back for over 2 months now to no avail.

Why do babies get colic?

Because they're cross as they want olives & that's what they're trying to tell you. They're actually screaming Olives not Colic.

Why has DD after knowing about it all week, has just given me her list of ingredients needed for her school cookery lesson tomorrow?
Arghhhhh

Because you are Superparent who magic stuff like that up.

Why can't I post my parcel at the post office counter, and have to go to the delivery office, which is only open 8am-10am?

Because the poster office counter assistant knows that Dave the twinkly eyed postman at the delivery centre is secretly & deeply in love with you.
He has arranged for the 100 people who work at the delivery centre to be at work from 8am - 10am as he is going to propose to you.
The ring is from Argos & he's ordered a creamy curry to share as a celebration meal.
Dave is hoping that you will get a tingle in your fannyflaps & start gasping with breath when you see him. He's a real hunk if you like men who look like a bald Benny Hill with Aroundtheworldin80moves is ma babe tattooed across his fingers, arms & neck 😂

Take a Break are hiring so what should I put in/leave out in my job application & which job role at BBC TaB should I go for?

Have I idea why autocorrect changed 'the' to BBC 🤷‍♀️

Have you been reading the take a break threads @TracyBeakerSoYeah? So have I
Why is Take a break so addictive?

Because they are made of chocolate

How many smores can the average Cub Scout (8-10 year olds) eat without being sick?

Yes @x2boys & I'm going to giggle when I next met someone called Dave 😂

S'mores sch'mores that's what you think 🤣🤣🤣
The Scout Leader &/or the Scout Assistant Leader is actually getting them to make chocolate liqueurs.
The s'mores they bring home will be made of painted hollow salt dough with the chocolate liqueurs & a mini bottle of vodka inside.

Is anyone strangely excited about tomorrow?

Yes as apparently my Cub pack will be providing me with chocolate liqueurs, I'm being proposed to by a dashing postman, and maybe I'll get a new badger

Are badgers and Badger supplies essential items during lockdown?

Only for those with monomania

Will Fireworks Night be a damp squib?

No - it will be an absolutely soaking wet squib.

Will it ever stop raining?

Why do you think we have a boat in the garage and live on top of a hill? A Voice talked to me

Should I be worried about hearing voices?

No it's only twinkly Dave's singing you can hear, it's so loud that even Washington can hear it. Well I think they can as many of the population are not sleeping well tonight (still middle of the night there)

What's in Aroundthecworldin80moves parcel that she's taking to the mail delivery centre today? (Though she might give it a miss as she has a funny strange feeling that it's not safe to go there for the next 18 yrs)

Its a new coat for the twinkly eyed pet badger of her best friend Tracey who is secretly in love with the dashing post man
Will the taxi turn up on time?

I've been sitting outside beeping my hot for 10minutes

AIbu to be disappointed not to have had a flashmob proposal at the post office, despite already being married to a bloke called Dave, although he is not a postman?

The answer of course is to get your Dave to propose again in the post office in front of 100 people and to get a job as a post man
What shall I make for dh sandwiches for work?

Prawns and custard.
Am I unreasonable to never want to take my new (and properly fitting) tights off?

Absolutely not. Wear them until they become an extension of your legs.

Who do Elaine Page and Barbara Dickson know so well?

Some bloke called Murray and his Head.

Is one night in Bangkok enough?

Bangkok is the perfect destination for a day trip from the UK. Don't bother staying overnight.

Why are drivers such arseholes near schools (sorry to anyone who could lipread me calling them f*g pr**s when they blocked the road trying to get away from school meaning I couldn't get near the school to pick up my children today)