Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

What shall i order from the takeaway

AIbU to being enjoying my first roasting on AIbU.

Yes AIBU makes me laugh but you have to have an inner core of steel to venture in to it or be a sarky but helpful madam like me.

What on earth did you say to get a 'roasting'?

Am slightly changing the question as I found the thread (sorry not stalking you but couldn't wait for your answer)

Should we bring extra bread & crisps to your BBQ as you don't eat enough carbs & need filling up? 😂😂😂
And can we all come too?

Only if you bring your pet badger, the re having a seperate part on the green

Should I get worried about being stalked onMN?

Yes - I'm stalking you.

Why am I rereading my old Enid Blytons again?

Because. You want to drink lashings of ginger beer.

What shall I do with the drunken sailor?

You've entered your second childhood a bit early.

What music shall I put on next?

The drunken sailor can sober up next to your DH.

What music shall I put on?

Pyschostick, specifically a song called NSFW. (Don't try this with young children around!)

How much cheese and rolls do we need?

Ask them on AIBU

What sort of cheese or cheeses, loo, kitchen, forward, backward or jelly rolls do you want?

@Aroundtheworldin80moves I'm'sorting' out the too many carbs & crisps surprised people for you 😂 well trying to!

Back to the question
What sort of cheese or cheeses, loo, kitchen, forward, backward or jelly rolls do you want?

Sage Derby (luminous green edition, that seems to have completely vanished); Elsan loo, camp kitchen, gymnastic handstand, tapioca cheesecake. Three please

Is it a good idea to try to flick pellets into dozing (and snoring) DH's mouth?

How many attempts before I succeed?

It's a fabulous idea, but only if you hit a hole in one and it also slightly depends on what the pellets are made of.

What weird Christmas present has DD1 bought that comes in a big heavy box that clinks a bit?

Chainmail.

Red or blue pill

Green pill

What will I do tomorrow at home while DH goes out for work meeting?

Paint the kitchen pink.

Where shall I next go on holiday?

A multi destination holiday starting at my house then onto IKEA Milton Keynes, Angela Merkel's house in Berlin, Prague, Namibia, Guadeloupe, Rihanna's old home in Barbados, Costa Rica, The Cook Islands, Las Vegas, Vancouver, Toronto, Washington, New York, Nova Scotia, Greenland, Reykjavik, Faroe Islands, Shetland,Helsinki, Edinburgh, Manchester, Birmingham, Sandringham, Anmer, Overstrand, Floral Street Perfume shop, Windsor Castle, Slough, Norton-sub-Hamdon (lots of Badgers there), all of Cornwall, The Scilly Isles then back to mine.
That's a 2 week relaxing holiday for you.

What's the best song ever you danced to on a Saturday night in a club 24 hours from Tulsa but near Amarillo?

I got my kicks on Route 66.

What’s all that green, slimy stuff that grows on my back yard and the front path as soon as the clocks go back?

Timey-wimey gunk.

Where would you go in the TARDIS?

Back to 2003 or forward to 2023
Or the other planets that nice kind funny loyal & very generous with their money sentient human beings live & love Earthlings so much they they either marry them or adopt them.
Right I need to phone Captain Picard & ask him when the Enterprise is coming past my house & I will message Marty McFly & ask him for a lift.

How do you build a time machine?

With sticks and stones and puppy dogs tails
Where on the stair was the little mouse with clogs on?

Amsterdam.

What's the going rate for the tooth fairy for a tooth that is somewhere on a gravel car park?

£912.53 as The Tooth Fairy will need to bring a Tooth Metal Detector Fairy & a Tooth Landscape Fairy with her to find the tooth.

Why aren't the England football team as good as they were in 1966?

Because they're 54 years older than they were, you numpty.

How much more Christmas shopping do I need to do?

Have you bought a present for the neighbours guinea pig yet?

Should I go to bed?