Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Boris Johnson: how I found my incompetence level amd secured my place in history

Which world leader , living or dead, would you like to have dinner with and why.

Adolf Hitler ,I would like to talk to him about poetry
Why did Gemma Collins wear a ridiculous outfit on a camping trip and then complain everyone was staring at her ?

She misheard and thought it was a Champagne trip.

Why is the garage doing the car service 3 miles from home?

It was 30 miles but they moved as close as possible as they know you would have complained about the noise if they moved next door to you
Is there a North / South divide on Mumsnet ?

No, it's East/West as people fight out whether Rock or Brancaster is the best place for a naice summer holiday

Where should I go on holiday next year?

Mars.if prepared to quarantine for 2 months beforehand as the Martians are worried about catchinh Presidential Stupidy Virus from humans.

Why is housework so boring?

Because you need to wearing a clown outfit ,sipping prosecco and watching the Two Ronnie's whilst doing it
Is anyone having a better half term than us ,we are in tier three and it's not stopped raining?

BoJo has.

Where did I come from, where did I go?

No idea, you keep spinning too fast.

Would you report your neighbour for having a total of 7 people in their house?

You came from Proxima Centauri b & went to Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday party on a private island.

What was the party like?

Only if it was a Wendy House as that's where Sooty, Sweep, Sue, Scampi,Matthew & Richard hang out with the Badgers so any other real people hijacking it would be very awful real people.
They would get the water pistol, custard pies & hazelnuts thrown at them.

What was Kim K's party like?

A bit boring really only one glass of Chablis and no cake
Do we all just live in a virtual world now?

We do but it's all going to end when the computer is unplugged

When are we getting married?

On the 31st February.

How many Christmas presents will the grandparents buy?

89.8 presents exactly.

Crumpet, Cinnamon & Raisin Bagel or should I have something else?

A nice gratin maybe?

Will you dance for me, dance for me, dance for me?

Yes I will dance the Macarena
Did Baby ever go back in that corner?

Sort of, as her & Asha went to the corner shop to get a packet of brim ful stone & treacle for their Hallowe'en party.
They also bought the latest Bollywood blockbuster & a vinyl 45 of 'The Time Warp'

Am I very clever with my answers or bonkers?

Mensa is about to award you a special new category of cleverness.

What shall I put in tomorrow's packed lunch?

A chocolate spread sandwich, a Mars bar, a chocolate mousse, and chocolate buttons.

Does anyone understand the tiers?

Boris, obviously.

Where will I spend Christmas this year?

IKEA Milton Keynes

Why did I take Spag Bol out the freezer, heat it up & boil some pasta.
Then after dishing it up realise that it was Chilli not Spag Bol that I'd added to the pasta?

That's the fun of freezer roulette.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Did someone speak ?
How many marshmallows would it take to build a marshmallow house ?

At least 89 billion but could take more unless you stop eating them.

What is Ed Miliband thinking at the moment?