Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Only if you have a devastating man handy

Where do devastating men hang out?

My devastating man hangs out on the monkey bars down the local swing park.

As a kid did you prefer Trumpto or Candlewick Green ?

Trumpton

Mary, Mungo and Midge

What is the obsession with talking animals in children's TV?

To prepare us for when the great takeover happens.

Shall I put the kettle on?

Yes, you shall put it on the roof of the car, forget it's there and leave it to tumble off at the first sharp corner.

Where has my running mojo gone, and how do I get it back?

It's run off with BoJo,s Mojo,you can only get it back if you explain the Tier system accurately and succinctly
What to do on a wet miserable day in Tier three ?

Go to the beach for a sunbathe.

Will we go into lockdown again?

Maybe ,but only on a Tuesday for three hours between 1 and 4
Why does Anneka Rice look no different now than when she did challenge Anneka in the 80,s?

Cloning.

Which James Bond actor was the best?

Rowan Atkinson, in his cameo in one of the main cadre, the Barclaycard ads and the entire Johnny English series

Who is running the Bojo bingo today?

Ask a Badger.

Why do I feel so cross today?

You've eaten too many hot cross buns

Do Badgers socially distance to prevent the spread of TB between setts?

Yes they are far more sensible than a lot of Humans and stick to the rules,they also wear masks correctly
What will BoJo announce at 4pm?

That the press conference which has already been put back to 5pm will now take place at 5pm on 31 November

Why am I so tired?

Because you went to an all night party, past 10pm, with more than 6 people. Who you don't live with. Then stopped off to buy 1000 loo rolls and 20kg of pasta on the way home.

Why does my DH like watching men play with their funny shaped balls?

Because it's gives him great comfort & pleasure to see that his are bigger & better.

Will I ever get a haircut again as my lovely hairdresser is in T3 & I'm in T1 & I haven't got round to going all the way to see him yet?

That depends on many things ,wether we follow the rule of six,,hands face space,stay alert , movement between tiers are only allowed if taking your pet badger out for a perm
How many tiers will there be by Xmas?

Still only three: genoise, chocolate, and fruit.

Why does cake constantly call my name and tell me to buy it?

Because David Attenborough taught cakes how to talk & Mary Berry taught them the art of clairvoyance.
The Duchess of Cambridge schooled cakes in modern etiquette so that when they call your name the cakes are polite & courteous, as previously cakes would just shout "Oi you"

Why has my cat who is sitting nicely on my lap just thumped her back leg twice?

To remind you whose boss

Should I be worried by the silence from DDs bedroom?

No as she's preparing to sort out the minutiae & how to make Boris's lockdown plan work & also how to plot a coup in Downing Street.
Mini80moves is very intelligent, creative & sensible..........just what we need in a leader.

Where is Boris & what on Earth he is doing to make him late?

He's watching the rugby

Would we notice if Boris was replaced by a puppet

Telling True Lies to Doris, in the billiard room with the lead piping

We're people really panic buying today?

In answer to both questions no we wouldn't notice if Boris was replaced by a puppet but we will notice when he's replaced by Bill Badger (Rupert's mate)

Yes lots of Badger food as it's going to be really popular & the new trend when we have the highly intelligent & sensible Bill Badger as PM

Why didn't Boris use his Classics Degree more sensibly & become a museum tea lady tour guide?