Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

Yes, because you can subsist on freely donated placenta

Where on earth is the zapper ?

Inside the frame of your sofa.

Why do I prefer a parody of a song as opposed to the normal version?

(that's too sensible!!)

Because when you're not on Minecraft, you still want it as an earworm

Are worms really happy in ears?

Not really. Trya babelfish.

Are dolphins more intelligent than badgers?

Yes, but they're way less intelligent than the mice.

Why is there a towel on my sofa?

Your DD left it there to hide an Unfortunate Incident with her nail polish.

Should I volunteer to work over Christmas?

Only if you volunteer to be the President of the USA & Prime Minister of the UK, both at the same time.
I hear David Attenborough, Greta Thunberg, Marcus Rashford, The Queen & Claudia Winkleman will be helping you out with Angela Merkel, Jacinta Ardern & the Obama's dropping in for a few hours.
(Wish they bloody did run the world)

Why do we all wake up & post at the same time? Is their a MN alarm that only is lit can hear?

Yes, it's the MN Knowitall Alarm. Famous throughout the world.

Is it your fault that I didn't actually bake anything on Saturday because you didn't remind me?

Sorry I forgot. I got sidetracked by watching all of Love Life on iPlayer & then I took my cat for a walk.
Bake one now.

What will pointy bake now that I've reminded her?

pointy bakes pointy cakes

Why has DBro just sent me a pic of fly paper

Because he's stuck somewhere.

Does making quiche for dinner count as baking?

Depends whether it is crustless.

How did my daughter use sp many bowls and spoons baking muffins?

She used one bowl and one spoon per egg, and as for each individual grain of sugar...

Where is my little suitcase?

Ask your teddy.
He's been watching Paddington.
I'd hide your marmalade & credit card too especially if you find the World Atlas open on the South America page.
But on the other hand it might be me who had it, as I threw an old little suitcase out last week.

Who has ran off with my cheese knife as it disappeared just over 10 years ago.

Rastamouse and the clangers.

What sort of cheese is the moon made from.

Danish blue, obviously 😀

Can my DD afford to visit best mate in Holland right after Christmas?

yes absolutely, in fact why dont you give her the money?

Why cant we find the house of our dreams?

There is no Elm Street in your town so you need to look further afield

Yes or no?

Maybe.

What time is it on the moon?

27 o’clock.

How will I get to sleep tonight?

Serenaded by a flock of owls

Why am I seemingly nocturnal now?

Because during Covid time has lost all meaning.

Is it going to stop raining?

You are in spirit in Wales, so No

I've got a day to myself today. What shall I do?

Never ,ever boats and canoes will soon become our normal form of transport
Will we soon be putting our Xmas trees up in September?( Xmas tree thread on Aibu)

To combine both questions.... X2boys should but her Christmas tree up today

What website haven't I looked on for stocking ideas for DH?