Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 3

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Previous question: Why is the swimming pool viewing gallery so hot?

Answer: Because the temperature controller is broken. It will get progressively hotter, then colder, then hotter... much like my shower at the moment!!

My question: How long will it take for THIS thread to fill up?

I've heard he's got three interns making custard pies today, ready for throwing.

Will West Yorkshire and Nottinghamshire stay out of Tier3 for a bit longer?

Yes, forever, as they will pole vault into the brand new tier 4 at midnight on Sunday

Will I appreciate the clocks going back?

Because during the day, your DH/DPet/Dotherhousemate puts weights in the middle so that you naturally roll towards them during the night.

Why do I keep reading this thread and forgetting to post?

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Because during the day, your DH/DPet/Dotherhousemate puts weights in the middle so that you naturally roll towards them during the night.

Why do I keep reading this thread and forgetting to post?

Oops... ignore this...

Yes, you will appreciate the clocks going back, because you LOOOOOVE winter!

How the hell did I manage to miss out a bunch of posts... what actually happened there....?

You exist in a slightly different time plane to the rest of us.

Will today be productive?

Yes, you will expectorate an unbelievable immense amount of phlegm

Why am I feeling nervous?

Because you have just finished your Badger foster care training & will be fostering 2 teenage Badgers from Monday.

Where on earth has Fungie the famous Dingle Bay Dolphin gone to & will he come back?

He's in quarantine after a holiday to Spain. Don't worry, the badgers are dropping food parcels round

AIbu to be disappointed that rather than the bakery section chocolate twist I requested from the supermarket, DH bought the packaged long life pain au chocolat?

Because I am lurking outside your house peering in through your windows and making strange groaning noises.

Why won't you give me gin so I'll go away?

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Why have I become completely confused which answer is to which question?

Because technology...

Actually, that's an answer on its own. Because technology.

Why is sugar so addictive?

It never used to be - It was the slimming companies and the sugar free additive companies that came up with the formula

What’s the earliest I can reasonably go to bed at night?

11am.

Why have I got a herd of unicorn in my garden?

They’re looking for love with the herd of alpacas next door.

Why has my Diet Coke gone flat?

It got run over by a steam roller when you went to the loo.

Who stole my motivation

The Motivation Fairy

Why is the news so depressing?

Because we are in a GLOBAL PANDEMIC. Fun is banned. That tin opener will cause hundreds to die.

Does the word 'tidy' have a different definition for a child?

Yes, it means LAlalalala I wonder if this crayon will go up my nose

is today really a good day for salad?

Yes, word salads make everyone's day better because the increased eye-rolling wards off wrinkles.

What shall I watch next on Netflix?

Paw patrol. You know you want to.

If I ask nicely, do do you think Alexa will tidy the playroom?

No because she's already tidied the bedrooms and you haven't thanked her
Have you missed me?

No, I've been sitting next to you nibbling on your ear.

What should I bake tomorrow?

No only because I see you most days on MN.
But we would all miss you if you weren't here

Although I've just managed to bag a pair at M&S, why is it sooooo difficult to find girls skinny extra long black school trousers anywhere?

Bake me a pair of girls skinny extra long black school trousers.

Apart from the pair that pointy is baking for me & the pair I've just bagged at M&S,
why is it sooooo difficult to find girls skinny extra long black school trousers anywhere?

Because I'm hoarding them.

Why am I so stressed about DH breaking rules?